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# I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES WITH YOU
I WANT TO PUSH A WOMB UP YOUR BOT BOT AND SPRAY MY MANFLUID ALL UP YOUR ANUS AND THEN WAIT AND WAIT AND THEN WHEN THEY'RE RIPE I'LL TAKE YOUR LITTLE BUMBABIES AND CARE FOR THEM AND MAYBE EAT ONE I DUNNO WE SHALL SEE

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
fucking hell :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *actual lulz*
& haha, letting other b3tards on your profile. I wrote in ClanNoobs, but only abit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I need to stop socialising with them so often
I'm going to be staying with Captain and Mrs Hood-Butter soon, and I'm seeing Kersal, Moo and 90nz0 on tuesday, and probably Furry Dinosaur and Sexface later in the week since I've invited them down to stay.

Hear that? That's the sound of JMG wetting himself at the thought of people taking the internet too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I want to socialise more.
But you're all too far away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# :(
if you come down to London some time, I'd happily take you for a day out around my favourite places. Gaz me if this is a likelihood, as I'm always free, lol profeshonul mewsishun lol
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# mewsishun?
Ooooh! lolz. And i shall!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Indeedy do!
I have an album for sale and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Yes! i'm going to buy it.
When they pay me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# top
grooming.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I'm surprised noone has made a certificate of this yet.
Maybe people are worried it'd be overworked.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# You have a thumb
hitch
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# aye.
if he promises to tickle his bollocks with it there may be a free train ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
perfection.

Edit: in fact, *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# ^this^
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# ^THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ^^^^^^ til the key breaks
and you have to get a doctor to sew it back on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# THISTHISTHIS
With cherries and biscuitty bits and chocolates and jelly beans and jelly babies and rolos and hazlenuts and brownie bits and chocolate sauce and whipped cream and sprinkles and fucking MONEY on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# im quite scared now
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# [look, will you please stick to
being DrDyslexia at the appropriate time?

Thank you.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# There's an appropriate time?
Well fuck me sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *fucks sideways*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)