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# All-new Necrophone!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I tried one of these
but it was just Beadle on the other end, having a laugh
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Buys twelvety
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES WITH YOU
I WANT TO PUSH A WOMB UP YOUR BOT BOT AND SPRAY MY MANFLUID ALL UP YOUR ANUS AND THEN WAIT AND WAIT AND THEN WHEN THEY'RE RIPE I'LL TAKE YOUR LITTLE BUMBABIES AND CARE FOR THEM AND MAYBE EAT ONE I DUNNO WE SHALL SEE

*clicks*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
fucking hell :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *actual lulz*
& haha, letting other b3tards on your profile. I wrote in ClanNoobs, but only abit :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I need to stop socialising with them so often
I'm going to be staying with Captain and Mrs Hood-Butter soon, and I'm seeing Kersal, Moo and 90nz0 on tuesday, and probably Furry Dinosaur and Sexface later in the week since I've invited them down to stay.

Hear that? That's the sound of JMG wetting himself at the thought of people taking the internet too seriously.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I want to socialise more.
But you're all too far away :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# :(
if you come down to London some time, I'd happily take you for a day out around my favourite places. Gaz me if this is a likelihood, as I'm always free, lol profeshonul mewsishun lol
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# mewsishun?
Ooooh! lolz. And i shall!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Indeedy do!
I have an album for sale and everything.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Yes! i'm going to buy it.
When they pay me.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)
# top
grooming.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I'm surprised noone has made a certificate of this yet.
Maybe people are worried it'd be overworked.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
# You have a thumb
hitch
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# aye.
if he promises to tickle his bollocks with it there may be a free train ticket.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
perfection.

Edit: in fact, *click*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# ^this^
FP this now!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# ^THIS.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ^^^^^^ til the key breaks
and you have to get a doctor to sew it back on.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)
# THISTHISTHIS
With cherries and biscuitty bits and chocolates and jelly beans and jelly babies and rolos and hazlenuts and brownie bits and chocolate sauce and whipped cream and sprinkles and fucking MONEY on top.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# im quite scared now
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# [look, will you please stick to
being DrDyslexia at the appropriate time?

Thank you.]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
# There's an appropriate time?
Well fuck me sideways.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)
# *fucks sideways*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# nicely nicely
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Hahah!!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
Fab.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I just added a new journal entry on dA
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)
# doesn't that make you ever so slightly rubbi--
Oh no, wait, you're still young.

Carry on!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# You whaaaaa?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)
# using dA after eighteen is a bit wrong imo.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Lawlz. Reminds me of this
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I don't quite get it?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Dead people don't talk.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Perhaps you should lower your standards?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# On the other side of the box it says "Batteries Not Included"
And like us, Edd doesnt know this
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll take you to a morgue sometime matey ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I can get it at the morgue?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Derek Acorah's got two
FACT

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)
# RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
NECROPHONE!

MACABRE, SINISTER, FRIGHTENINGLY-ODDULAR.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Awesome...truly awesome
I think this would be a marketable concept!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)