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# All Sumo wrestlers retract their testies before fighting...
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(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# oh...
*sellotapes scalpel to tip of boot*
go deep baby!
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I retract my testies before farting...

is that the same?
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ^LIES!^
Impossible... I've been trying for years!


Maybe you have to be really FAT
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# try pinching you nose and holding your right foot up by your belly button.
It's easy
(, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)