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# they all seem so pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# They're all holding cock.
YOU of all people should know what it's like to be pleased with cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# indeed.
although it's been well over a week, so i'm beginning to forget.
quick! someone pass me a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# it's because they think it means they'll be remembered for it
I can't remember who got the best actor oscars from 1960-1994, so not exactly much staying power there, eh hollywood? lol, oscars.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# all i remember
is that LoTR got lots, titanic got waaaay too many and AWiL got the cockscar for special effects in 84(?)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I remember Sidney Poitier was the first black actor to win at something
for playing a slave to East German nun bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I need to direct a blue movie called that.
You obviously need to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I'll be the key-grip
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# You don't want to be a nun bastard?
Or an SS officer?

Or casual bystander #3?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# i dislike nuns
they are creepy, evil and vile-tempered due to lack of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i agree
though i have not encountered many first hand, I did have a rather sexual experience with a girl who said she was leaving town at the end of the week to join a convent...

(consisted of her yanking my pubes, followed by clumsy cunnilingus)

she was very weird though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Is that all she did to you?
Or was that in the process of yanking other things?


When I was much younger I did once blow very delicately on the first penis proferred towards my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha, what a literal child you were.
and it was in the process of yanking other things, but was among the most painful and unsexy things I have experienced.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# This makes me feel much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# nuns float
on a layer of sex-repelling evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# yeah....
rich bastards.

=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)