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# arf!
i didn't even know portsmouth HAD a model village!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# apparently it's excrutiatingly shit to the point of hilarity
which is what the natural history museum was as well... the final room had that old favourite exhibit where a sign next to a mirrored window says 'this is the most dangerous of all animals in the world, click the switch to see more' and it just turns on a light, because YOU'RE THE MOST DANGEROUS LOL

We found this to be hilarious seeing as they were the ones who had just filled room after room with dead animals.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha!!
*crosses that off the list of things to do*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# TURNS OUT IT'S MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# stay tuned
for more TALES OF INTEREST!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# not me!!
i wouldn't hurt a fly!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Check and see if he's wearing his steelies
before you trust him on that little lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *hoofs herffrey in the nuts*
can you tell if i am or not?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# definitely felt more like penny loafers
I could feel individual toes.
/ curls up and dies....
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Good morning, Ivesb!
I promise I've left my brass knuckles home if you've kept your steelies in the closet today.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# they are locked securely away....
this lead pipe however..

*attaches lead pipe to heffreys water supply*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# nnhh. Mmmmmnnggggg
Lead seems to be having the desired effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# haha!!
heff..
HEFF!
give me your dollars!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Have 'em.
They ain't worth crap nowadays anyhow...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# cheers mate!
we've run out of loo roll...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# touche...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# i'm not touching that..
oh, ok then..
ERK!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)