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# condoms are not wide enough
but, I found that if you go to the GUM clinic and take the free condoms which are meant for anal sex, they're thicker of course, but much stretchier and comfier. yay, gay condoms ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# worst ones are american Trojans
they are actually painfully tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# haha!
those merkins and their tiny tiny tiny tiny cocks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
#
/ pretends not to be here
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# they only come in 3 sizes
small, medium and liar.

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *nods* right ye are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)