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# Misread this the other day
So I had to shop it...
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# :D
What longer lasting pleasure could there be than that unbridled pleasure of owning your very own child?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Yeah, was going to change it to
'18 years of longer lasting pleasure'
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# thats quite a misread... o_o
ever used them? I bought them by accident once. it was shit. after an hour I have to admit I was getting bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Nope. wouldn't.
Unless I needed to build up my arm muscles.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Which ones are these?
We buy them depending on nominal width. I think the non latex durex ones are the widest, but they're still not very wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)
# They have built in anaesthetic in the teat
.... hey, what happens if you unroll them the wrong way....?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# numb cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hey, no need to be rude
I was just wondering... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:37, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# lolz
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# condoms are not wide enough
but, I found that if you go to the GUM clinic and take the free condoms which are meant for anal sex, they're thicker of course, but much stretchier and comfier. yay, gay condoms ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# worst ones are american Trojans
they are actually painfully tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# haha!
those merkins and their tiny tiny tiny tiny cocks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
#
/ pretends not to be here
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# they only come in 3 sizes
small, medium and liar.

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:48, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *nods* right ye are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# return baby for refund
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 15:33, archived)