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# I am proud to have mastered one handed bra-strap undoing
also, I can undo them through tops, which makes my friends hate me.

I am ready to learn the next level of bra-undoing: 'Do it yourself, sweetheart, I'll be in when I've finished my chips'
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# If anyone said that to me I'd do the whole thing myself.
You don't want sex now? You don't want sex then. Your loss.

You keep nasty chips, I shall give it to myself raw and wriggling.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
what's taters, precious, what's taters, eh?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You'll never leave....
Your goodbyes and farewells are futile!!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# not.
i am leaving right now, for chippy has just opened and i have a hankering for salt and pepper chicken wings.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# CHIPS
with brown sauce. See you after, love.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Wank beats chips.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# nah
I'm hungry.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Eat then.
*comfortable in knowledge she is right, he is wrong.*
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# cor.... there's nothing like a girl telling you to eat
but you are wrong, i'm afraid. Good cheap can beat a wank anyday.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
'get yourself started love and i'll come and finish you off..'
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)