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# Lest*
What the hell is that yellow thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:40, archived)
# What do you mean what is it?
It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster of course!:P

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Your job's way more fun than mine.
Hire me please, I love your place.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# LOL
You are now Chief Jaffa Cake Buyer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Oh, if only.
Seriously, if you can ever pay me more than I earn here, I'd gladly work for you, you is nice man. Plus then I can whine at you until you make me bacon sandwiches with ghostie sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:46, archived)
# That sounds just wrong!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Pfft, compared to what I could have said it's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# lol
Wimmin. They're always after the sauce made by my tomatoes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# It's a fact!
It's also what I put down as my religion in the last census:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# 72% of us claimed affiliation to Christianity in that census.
In other surveys, 66% of us say we never go to church.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Ah but with the Church of the FSM
You can worship anywhere! But sermons can only be carried out in full pirate regalia.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# This is why Captain Wow's work is so important. As a scientist, I endorse all piratical activity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Fuck yes, I'm singlehandedly curing climate change.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# when you wash your eye patches turn it down to thirty!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Plus your peg must come
from sustainable sources!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Aaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)