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# Or do things feel the same?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# What about if I used three fingers instead?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# only if you mean on each hand!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Slackasfuck.
It's like putting a cardi on.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Sod that.
It's like a walk in wardrobe!:O
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Throwin' a chipolata
Down the Dartford tunnel?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
#
Dartford Channel.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ECHO....echo....
echo....
echo
...

Hang on. I was talking about you. Are we talking about me? Fuck off, I do my exercises. I could cut liquorice strips with my chuff.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# who is liquorice strips?
Do I know him?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yeah I know
I've seen you CV and your employment history with Bassett's!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *sigh*
It takes all sorts!:D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# And I fondly remember her saying..
"it's OK, I've had the coil fitted"
pondering not a moment for the consequences I swiftly added "By the size of your fucking fanny love you could have had carpets fitted."
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# You're a brave man.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I thought you might like this
to iron on a t-shirt.
It is a faithful rendering of me.


Click for bigger (95KB)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# :D yaaaay!
This is both woo and correct.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
give it glasses, a crap beard and a mop of curly hair and you have a secondary one from me...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# SHEKSHEE
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I wonder if I know you very well
or if you're as predictable as I am.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I think I was described by Geoff TC as "Juvenile and completely obvious"
;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# It's lovely *hug*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Are you turning into a Dutchie?
why not just be happy with one social oddity instead of trying to be it all at once? ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# That was my best Sean Connery!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)