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# YES.
they are cunts.

/left waiting an hour for a bus that should have taken 10 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# get in your car silly.
buses are for the paupers and a reason for tramp waystations every 1 mile.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Haha, I was waiting for you to show up in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i can't drive
but i do get as many taxis as i can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I'm usually too intoxicated to legally drive, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Buses are for excellent people who are sexy and wonderful and fucking amazing.
*glares* say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Buses are for tramps and social
troglodytes. EXCEPT, the night buses which are for taking me to anywhere in the world from Trafalgar square no matter how off my tits I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# You, sir, are an arse.
I demand your wife be saved from cohabiting with such an extraordinary bastard. Kindly hand her to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# haha
you would take the really bigoted, snobbish, Sloane ranger over the balanced working class bloke? Good luck. I divorced her once. It was not by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Aye, but apparently she likes northerners.
*in*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Oh indeed.
It all started because I was a builder, She was a young and upcoming accountant in Chelsea. I moved in next door and 2 weeks later fixed her windows after the scallies robbed her. Next thing I spent 18 months doing up her flat for the occasional shag because 'she loves a bit of Northern rough'
Fucking hell. I had the chance to escape then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Northern rough!
*places flat cap firmly on head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# She was telling me
I was 'just a bit of Northern rough' 3 years later. We decided to get married then. I was still the best sex she'd ever had ( her words ) so she reckoned I would do. But she was a snobby cow, those 3 years were spent weaning me off my friends and onto hers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You can't be friends with her friends.
How many of them understand what proper bitter is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# How about those of us who don't want to spend lots of money on a car,
and wouldn't have anywhere to put it even if I did?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# what is up with you numpties?
Get a car and house it in your employers stables. Tsk. Do I have to do all the thinking. ( don't come to me, my garage is full as is my drive )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# My employer is currently in a different city to me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Does he not have
parking for his minions on his estate? He's not a pauper too is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I don't even know where the NHS's estate is
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ach. Public service is not gainful employment.
it's the modern workhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I'm doing pretty well from it.
And they're paying me through my MSc.
Plus, my training qualifies me to work in Canada, New Zealand or Australia apparently, if I fancy a change.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# please. I think from now on you must
take a number and my staff will inform you when we are ready to discourse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Wow, this is just like being at the meat counter in a supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ;)
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Wow, this is just like being at the meat counter in Asda.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Please take this the right way, but as I don't really know you I picture you
and I picture you as kind of a Kelly Osbourne, in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Kelly Osbourne in a good way?
You mean dead?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Similar body type
but I haven't got a piggy face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Oh please. You
might be stumpy but you are not dumpy. And a damn sight prettier than that horrific skinbag ever could be.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# you should hear what she says about you
/standard mum reply blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# That's what I said.
But I am dumpy, trust me. It's alright, it's being taken care of as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I don't kow her, nor have I seen any of the shows, it's just how I picture you
www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/02/0227_kelly_osbourne_wenn.jpg

Pasanonic is Danny Buttafuco
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# That's a nice jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# who is Danny Buttfucker
and does he drive a nice car?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# A lawyer, Google says.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# You have to sit with poor people.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# You have to sit with you.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)