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# Girls!
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# So...what do you think about power tools?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
#
They are great for cutting up bodies
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Living or deceased?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I was happily leafing through the screwfix catalogue last weekend.
I'm buying a drill and some stuff for sorting out the damp patch on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Whatever ya big girl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Yup.
Every soft, soft inch of me.

*brandishes drill*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# But the hard inches are all man.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hell yeah, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# may i suggest painting your breasts and using them to decorate?
gives an interesting finish
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I would need a big ladder
my ceilings are 10 foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# you can stand on my shoulders?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I don't think so.
I'm dead heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i broke a snap-on socket this week, and my ratchet is playing up
they have a life time guarantee but I've not seen anywhere selling them for about 100 miles! any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# *plugs socket into the internet*
oh noes, its broken socket - no connection :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Aww.
I thought INTERNETS was the answer to everything. what about...hmm...MUDKIPZ!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Move.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# i enjoy hair dye
AND getting my hands on something manly and pulsating.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# You can get pulsating hair dye now.
It sounds perfect for you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)