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# Feel free to critique

I'm just posting this to pass time while I'm blue-ing. Also, I am in the mood to tell someone to fuck off. :]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# *CRITIQUES*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# HATE LIFE
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# oh but i do...
just not mine
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# My friend wanted me to write it.
xp
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Does she hate life, or is it ironic?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# *shrugs*
He's an idiot.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# aww i wanted someone to tell me to fuck off
i was all ready to go
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Aw.
But you're too nice. Alright, hold on. *readies self*

FUCK OFF! GAWD!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# *cries*
your mean
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Oh
now I feel mean. I meant, really, if someone pissed me off. *hugs*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# :]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Super Hans!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# *super hero pose*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Blue-ing?
That.....can't mean what I think it does. You wouldn't be able to draw at the same time.


Blue as in feeling blue?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I'm waiting for the blue hair dye to set.
But also feeling blue.

What a coincidence. Heh.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# OH.
over the pink? Excellent. Good combo.

What dye you using? You can get Special Effects over there, that's what I used to use.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I bleached it first.
But the bleach didn't work too well and I had strawberries and cream hair for a day.

Yeah, SE is my favorite, but it's getting harder to get lately. The only place selling it 'round here is Hot Topic, and they're not selling it anymore. But I like Raw, too, so it's okay.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I could never get on with Raw.
I like Directions, which is from over here but you can import it- it's nicer to your hair than most other dyes. Only semi-perm but that's good for changeability (for the last 5 years of my teenagerdom I changed my hair colour every few months.)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I don't like Manic Panic.
And now they're selling something called Color Fiend. But I've yet to try it.
Directions? I'll look for that. My hair is so fried. I don't really care, but, the bleach is what's the problem. My hair is naturally so dark.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# My hair's white blonde (currently dyed ginger with henna).
I've only used bleach once and it.....killed my hair. I had to have it all cut off.

I hate Manic Panic, they're awful.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Could never use henna
just 'cause the dark hair thing.
Yeah, I mean, I've learned how to fix my hair, but everyone's telling me how my hair will fall out, and it's kinda annoying. xp
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# All I'll say is be careful.
That's it. After that, your hair's your own.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Heheh
thank you. ^.^
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I used to hate it as well.
Wait until people start telling you you need to start using night cream.

I'M TWENTY FUCKING THREE.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# don't worry
i've got 10 years on you, but i have about 2 wrinkles and they only show up when i'm pissed/hungover. i never use those stupid creams.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I do face masks every so often.
Generally I'm just clean and moisturise. That's me.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i'll do a face mask if i'm out on the pull
otherwise, it's a bit of cleanser and moisturiser whenever i can be arsed, which is about once a fortnight.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:33, archived)
# People keep telling me my hair IS falling out
It just sheds because it's long dammit!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Manic Panic?
Is that some kind of 8-bit hair dye?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# There is a MAN in the GIRL conversation.
*pelts with tampons*


clean ones, obviously.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# There are girls in this man conversation
*pelts with condoms*

Filled with billard balls, obviously.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Shitbag.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Those too.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :-(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Girls!
Pfft!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# So...what do you think about power tools?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
#
They are great for cutting up bodies
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Living or deceased?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I was happily leafing through the screwfix catalogue last weekend.
I'm buying a drill and some stuff for sorting out the damp patch on the wall.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Whatever ya big girl ;)
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Yup.
Every soft, soft inch of me.

*brandishes drill*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# But the hard inches are all man.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hell yeah, bitch.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# may i suggest painting your breasts and using them to decorate?
gives an interesting finish
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I would need a big ladder
my ceilings are 10 foot.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# you can stand on my shoulders?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I don't think so.
I'm dead heavy.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i broke a snap-on socket this week, and my ratchet is playing up
they have a life time guarantee but I've not seen anywhere selling them for about 100 miles! any ideas?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:15, archived)
# INTERNETS
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# *plugs socket into the internet*
oh noes, its broken socket - no connection :(
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Aww.
I thought INTERNETS was the answer to everything. what about...hmm...MUDKIPZ!?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)
# erm
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Move.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# i enjoy hair dye
AND getting my hands on something manly and pulsating.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# You can get pulsating hair dye now.
It sounds perfect for you.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# black nail varnish
is too emo

/critique

Nice drawing ability though!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I wear it, but only when my nails are long.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hahah
It's pencil-colored. Gray, I guess. :]
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# my nails / hands are full of grease / paint
even with solvents it doesnt come off!
*floats around the room*
my nails are jet black *well under them anyways*
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Why?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# because my car has no suspension / brakes at the moment
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Ooh.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# its floating outside right now...
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:23, archived)
# those are very dirty nails


(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# good hand practice
nice to see you developing yo ass. good work, I shall decided which is my favourite momentarily.

Edit: the RAWK one.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hahah
RAWK ftw.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ace
tell me to fuck off if you like, but they look like drawings from a book called something like "how to pleasure your girlfriend" ;)

/coat
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# You're in the mood to tell someone to fuck off eyy.....
I was planning on doing the typical 'I've had your mum', but then I realised mohafa was on here.

"I've had your step-dad"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# It seems like you have spent almost five minutes doing this
and posting it kitty, you don't think spending a bit more time on your work before uploading to the board might be more productive even whilst your blue hair dye is drying? It's not as if Wednesdays aren't steroid enough as it is

I genuinely liked that Sid Vicious post the other day, but this just seems like a pointless scribble
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Sorry.
I'll not post my sketches here anymore, then...?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I don't think that's what Jahled was saying.
After all, you do say "Feel free to critique"
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)
# I think a lot of people would probably say
if you are going to post the small or sketchier sketches, then group a load of them together rather than having a post for each figure you draw.

Directed at KillerKitti obviously, the subject got a bit confused there.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:24, archived)
# That's upto you
but that's hardly your best effort, or what you're easily capable of; even you must see that :)

I shall relurk to continue typing the world's most boring list of scientific animal names

(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Those are really good! :D
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)
# warning warning
emergency emo!!!

DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)