That did not go as well as I had envisioned
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From the New Logos For Old challenge. See all 549 entries (closed)
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ahhhahhahah.
It is swill, to be sure.
WHY IS AUSTRALIAN BEER LIKE MAKING LOVE IN A CANOE
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:47,
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WHY IS AUSTRALIAN BEER LIKE MAKING LOVE IN A CANOE
I don't know...
Why is Australian beer like making love in a canoe?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:49,
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*bludgeons to death with empty James Boag bottle*
*rapes bloodied corpse*
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:52,
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help yourself to a badge in the profile.
this will make you official member #2.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:55,
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balls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WRFJwGsbY
that joke is told as an intro immediately BEFORE this clip starts.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:52,
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that joke is told as an intro immediately BEFORE this clip starts.
it's simple
we keep the good stuff for ourselves, and send you stupid pommy bastards the rubbish stuff.
Although you haven't had bad aussie beer until you've had XXXX
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:53,
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Although you haven't had bad aussie beer until you've had XXXX
to be fair the mainstream New Zealand beers are pretty fucking unpleasant, too.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:54,
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I have only ever had stienlager, which I thought to be not a bad drop actually
what are the other brands?
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:57,
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pretty much anything brewed by Lion is awful.
also typically quite weak, alcohol-wise.
They have the licenses for Speights (originally Dunedin) and Mac's (Nelson), which taste like crap compared to the South Island originals.
Likewise Dominion Breweries (DB) have their leader pisswater, DB Export, and the license for the Monteith's (Greymouth).
The various independent breweries typically offer a better flavour, but I still drink Mac's and Monteith's.
I AM NOT SAYING I ENJOY IT ALL THAT MUCH
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:11,
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They have the licenses for Speights (originally Dunedin) and Mac's (Nelson), which taste like crap compared to the South Island originals.
Likewise Dominion Breweries (DB) have their leader pisswater, DB Export, and the license for the Monteith's (Greymouth).
The various independent breweries typically offer a better flavour, but I still drink Mac's and Monteith's.
I AM NOT SAYING I ENJOY IT ALL THAT MUCH
isnt a NZ brewery the owner of a fair few aussie brands now?
sorry about calling you a pommy bastard. when you actually seem to be a kiwi bastard!
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:57,
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is it?! hahahahaha no wonder its terrible
i havent actually had fosters, i havent seen it in an aussie pub.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:56,
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Oi!
I grew up on tooheys new and still drink it in pubs.
My choices for the home fridge are a little more refined though:)
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:59,
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My choices for the home fridge are a little more refined though:)
you can't claim "refined tastes" if your tounge has been eaten away by new all these years
/carlton drinker
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:01,
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hey it's my wallet governs my taste in beer
i love my student discounts on jugs of CD, while everyone else pays $3 more for jugs of farted in bath water tooheys
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:12,
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nasty stuff
as is that Carlton Midstrentgh crap that serve up at the G. No one could stomach enough to get drunk enough to cause any trouble after that.
*edit* mind you, the same goes for the Tui and Export Gold shit they serve at stadiums over here
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:01,
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*edit* mind you, the same goes for the Tui and Export Gold shit they serve at stadiums over here
you're better to not drink anything (not even water) and sit in the sun
by the end of a days cricket, you'll be dehydrated and appear drunk. Better than you can ever get on midstrength. Although I like carlton draught off the tap.
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Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:04,
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