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# hehe!
What, Toby and Josh wore it together?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Well they tried, actually.
But once they realised it wouldn't work they took in turns.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Pfft!
Someone managed to pull the head off it!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)
# What are you guys talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Mechanical babies.
You cradle them and stuff and they simulate a real baby.
Not very well, but they're expensive and fun to pretend to drop.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Oooh
hahah. So learning to be a parent? They're practically telling you to be chavs. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Well that's also part of the course.
Birth control and when it's sensible to have children.
They don't tell us not to have sex before the legal age, because that's pointless, but they warn us about the potential consequences, as with unprotected sex.
It's a pretty good course.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hahah
Ahh. Sounds like our health course, too. Except we also learn about drugs. And how you 'CAN DIE FROM UNPROTECTED SEX AND DRUGS AND YOU'LL ALL DIE AND GO TO HELL'. According to one of my health teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahah!
A teacher who has left now used to try and convert us to various religions (Religious Education teacher).
Once she had us chanting "I devote my life to the teachings of the lotus" in whatever language it was.
Nam myoho renge kyo
Nam myoho renge kyo
Nam myoho renge kyo
etc.

Another time she bought in a woman preist to ask us who'd been baptised, and she had her try to baptise people.
I refused and was sent outside :S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahah
oh my god! I get in trouble just for not saying the pledge of allegiance. But my HomebaseA teacher is a fucktard anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)