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I will be selling at craft shows and stuff. I am excited. I am selling under the name Unlucky Girl Comicz, and just selling books of cute random strips, and some other stuff. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)

haha

"fuck"

dunno, it just worked for me. woo

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

^this.

I like fuck.
There should be more fuck in the world.

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

fuck

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

Good! Now do this 1000 more times.

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

fuck 1

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

fuck 2

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

fuck 3

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

you know what?

fuck it.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

whos 'it'?

and where do they live?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

For fucks sake!

Why the fuck have you stopped fucking around and saying fuck all the fucking time?

Fuck!

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

Hahah

Well, what would you say if you had an evil cloud following you, and there were no umbrellas? ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

"I think I'll invent the umbrella"

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

I think I'd wonder why I was projecting emotion onto a collection of water vapour

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

Those words together,

I don't think they mean anything.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

Ninja edited,

for her pleasure.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

What

is a collection of water vapour?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

The best way I could think of describing a cloud.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

Ooh.

I don't think she's projecting emotion. She just has a cloud that's following her around, like a jerk.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

i've always favored the obscure but succinct phrase

'cloud'

/sarky bastard

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

Heheh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

Ah, but where's the fun in that.

Philosophy taught me to always use the longer word when there is a straight choice.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

yeah but philosophy also says

you can't prove that anything but yourself exists 'i think therefore i am'
so lets leave that there.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

It also gave me the ability to argue about almost anything,

and for that I am grateful.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

Philosophy is the best thing

which was possibly never invented.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

philosophy

is the words on a cereal box

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

^ this

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

As a case in point,

I have spent several hours of my life arguing about the differences between pies and tarts.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

"How can you arbitrate what is a pie and what is a tart?"

"The concepts are only valid to us based on their nomative labels and words are not objective in any sense. If another culture inverts the words that does not make them wrong, nor would it if one man were to invert the words. The very concepts themselves are only subjective networks in which people can share the same ideas and concepts."

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Obviously we weren't hoping to place any kind of objective value on the labels 'pie' and 'tart'.

We were more interested in the every day usage.
I believe our conclusion was that if it is fully pastry topped it is a pie, otherwise, it is a tart.
In the special case of lattice tops, if the lattice covers more than, say, 50% of the area of the surface, it's a pie.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

where do quiches fit in this?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

Hopefully, that can simply be defined as a tart with an egg based filling.

*considers*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:35, archived)

and what was the conclusion?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

See above for a breakdown of our results.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

pies have a lid

tarts don't, but may have a lattice effect

case closed

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:10, archived)

There were counter examples whizzing all over the place.

The lattice caused particular problems.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

I wish to express my approval of this statement

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

the contents of George Bush's head

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

I have to tell you

Mr MOUNIAP that I think you may be me when I was younger. I strongly suspect there has been a strange and inexplicable fold in the fabric of time and space.

Either that, or I'm pissed.

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Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

Maybe you are strangely and inexplicably pissed.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

You see

that is exactly what I would have said. Call in the exorcists.....NOW.

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Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Haha, I feel under pressure to say what you would have said now.

I'm having to psychoanalyse someone I don't even know.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

Ha, ha. Sorry..

I wasn't trying to freak you out.

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Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

Not a problem.

I love this place for the sheer weirdness it can throw up.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

'More water'

/Father Jack

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

Father jack what do you say to a cup?

FECK OFF CUP!

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

Heheheh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

Make sure the "z" looks like backwards "s"

And make the writing really babyish.
^^

I like this *click*

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

My handwriting

is kinda babyish at times. Also, I have, accidentally, written backwards Ss and such on schoolwork. I'm either mildly retarded, or dyslexic, or both. ;p

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

Neither

you're just silly :)

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

Oooh

alright then. ^^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

We had a health fair at school today.

We were forced to go, and talk to people at booths about health stuff. Some woman gave me a pamphlet about abortions, and another woman gave me a paper about abusive relationships. Then I got brochures about preventing HIV/AIDs at tattoo parlors, and Bidis. It was odd.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

Stop tattooing your abusive abortion.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

Possibly what Emily was calling you! :)

Was she making a fuss today?

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

Ech!

xp
Yes. She pointed and laughed at me in the hall. I don't even know why. I just really don't want to go back to school anymore.

Also, I got a Planned Parenthood pen.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

Maybe it was your hair.

I know what that feels like, seriously. Just grin and bear it.
As I said, you'll be out of there soon.

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

Possibly.

I dunno. I just want to be invisible. (Although I am to everyone but her. Hahah)
Also, this am true. I guess. Only 3 more years.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Just enough time to go clinically insane

Although if you're really on your toes you have it done in two.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

Heheh

I should just drop out. It'll be legal for me to do so in one year. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

If you want to cut your losses

and come to terms with your bleak meaningless existence a few years earlier.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

Hahahah

Yepp.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

Ahhh the stories I could tell you about bleak friendless isolation

*nostalges*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

*listens*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

I'm actually quite tempted to gaz you a whole massive depressing run down

I love being overly melodramatic, it's brilliant.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

Heheh

go right ahead. x]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

We had a robot baby in class the other day.

But that's a different story all together.

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

We did that!

When we passed it around the class I grabbed it by the ankles and shook it upside down.

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

Hahahahaha!

One of the chav kids on in our class punched it in the face.

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

pfft

none of you did a glitter?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

Ha! No!

I managed to lull it sleep.
I was well chuffed, like.

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

Toby and Josh wore the pregnancy belt.

And when I handed the baby to Danielle, I'd turned it upright and passed it, holding onto its neck.

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

hehe!

What, Toby and Josh wore it together?

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

Well they tried, actually.

But once they realised it wouldn't work they took in turns.

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

Pfft!

Someone managed to pull the head off it!

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head-doctor ololololo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

What are you guys talking about?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

Mechanical babies.

You cradle them and stuff and they simulate a real baby.
Not very well, but they're expensive and fun to pretend to drop.

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

Oooh

hahah. So learning to be a parent? They're practically telling you to be chavs. ;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

Well that's also part of the course.

Birth control and when it's sensible to have children.
They don't tell us not to have sex before the legal age, because that's pointless, but they warn us about the potential consequences, as with unprotected sex.
It's a pretty good course.

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

Hahah

Ahh. Sounds like our health course, too. Except we also learn about drugs. And how you 'CAN DIE FROM UNPROTECTED SEX AND DRUGS AND YOU'LL ALL DIE AND GO TO HELL'. According to one of my health teachers.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

Hahahah!

A teacher who has left now used to try and convert us to various religions (Religious Education teacher).
Once she had us chanting "I devote my life to the teachings of the lotus" in whatever language it was.
Nam myoho renge kyo
Nam myoho renge kyo
Nam myoho renge kyo
etc.

Another time she bought in a woman preist to ask us who'd been baptised, and she had her try to baptise people.
I refused and was sent outside :S

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:19, archived)

Hahahah

oh my god! I get in trouble just for not saying the pledge of allegiance. But my HomebaseA teacher is a fucktard anyway

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

Hahahah

what!?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

Haha

Unlucky, girl :P

Good luck with the selling business ^.^

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

With a name like that,

I wonder how lucky I could be. xp
But thanks. ^^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

Haha, I see your point :P

Using reverse psychology against fate?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Hmmm

maybe. The problem that springs to mind, is that a lot of the craft shows my mom sells at (i'd be going with her) are funny old women, who like artsy-fartsy-macaroni-and-glue type stuff. I might have to find other places to sell my stuff. I don't think cursing androgens would go down too well with that crowd.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

Good lord, not the shambles

You may well have to find some place else to sell your arts.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

My mom

wants me to try Etsy. But craft-show wise, I'm not sure. There's only one I can think of, and it's not for a long time. :[

The shambles?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

I'm considering posting things around school,

but I doubt I'll get any business.

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

You should try it.

You'd be surprised.

When my friends' band was looking for a drummer, they did that. Got a lot of responses, until all the fliers got ripped down. Turns our we're not allowed to flyer at my school. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

Well people don't really like me very much,

but I suppose I could try it.
I should make a new email address for people to send source pictures to.

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ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:27, archived)

Worth a try!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:36, archived)