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# :D wonderfully irreverent.
I have some prostheses, I used to collect them for a bit. I've got mostly prosthetic hands, a couple of cosmetic gloves for said hands (which are basically rubber 'gloves' for the hands with realistic skin and nail detail painted on) and a brilliant foot, which is really heavy. My favourite is the hand with a sort of carabina clip thumb, so you can carry your shopping. I did have an old prosthetic leg from C 1910, and a prosthetic ear from around the same time, but I donated them. Excellent.
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# you mug landmine victims
have you no heart?
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# Oh hai
I is in ur Angola, steelin ur limb replacements.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# "It's ALIVE!!!"
/guybrush
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# What I would REALLY like
apart from the leg and the ear back (altruism engenders regret, for some reason. Guilty regret at that.) what I'd really like is a set of wooden false teeth. If anyone ever sees any in a shop, if they could please tell me I'd gladly paypal or whatever some money to them so they could buy them for me. I've seen a couple of sets but they were upwards of 500 quid and I just can't afford that.
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# Ear back?
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# the leg and ear that I donated, I would like them back.
Sorry, I should have written that in a different way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# there you are!
i didn't get a chance to ask you properly before you left last night but, seeing as you have a ship's cat, can i be the ship's figurehead? all i'd have to do is cling there, looking wooden, while drunken sailors leer at my chebs. it's perfect for me!
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# Fuck yeah, course you can.
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# *glees*
yay! i'm a figurehead! sailors, startb your leering!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *revs up leering engine*
I can do 0 to rowdy cat call in 3 seconds flat in this thing.
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# why, sir,
you're leering at a grade 6 level!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I'm only stopping by, but I think I can manage a quick leer.
*leers*
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# heheheh
i'm always up for a quickie ;)
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