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# Great after school
Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *twitches*
*clenches a fist*

If I see that advert again, I might have to kill a nearby animal.

Which is good, because my cat is being a fucking dick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# iii know!
It's just giving kids another excuse to be annoying and fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# There are a lot of things that are tasty after school.
WHAT ABOUT FRUIT, YOU EVER FUCKING THINK OF THAT, YOU FUCKING SHIT PARENTS?

IT WILL TASTE THE SAME BEFORE OR AFTER SCHOOL.
WHY NOT PUT SOME FUCKING FRUIT IN THEIR LUNCH, THAT WAY THEY WONT GROW UP TO THINK THAT THE ONLY SOURCE OF FOOD IS CHOCOLATE FLAVOUR CEREAL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# How about a compromise?
Put a 4-pack of Scrumpy Jack in their lunchbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# that would be fun to trade at lunchtime
having been to school in the west country i can vouch to brining alcohol to school on a handful of occasions.

Mind, our older brother used to do bong hits at the back of class, so he wins...
(I helped save b3ta! Cardlinger is not a deviant sexual term, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i hate that ad
but the kid looks happy with his bowl of arse gravy.

must dash, doing that i forgot to put my veg in, porky will be incinerated by the time they've done.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)