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# I am neither.
Thank you very much. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Stop pretending, then!


x x x
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I'm noot pretendinggg
I'm just a whiny teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Doddering, elderly fuckers like me consider teenagers kids.
We're envious, cos you lot know everything and are always right, just like we used to...
*collapses in a corner and weeps for another 40-odd years*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# You are cool as you are
The term 'grown up' is slightly full of shit if you look at life

and with the news Arsenal drew today, I depart

night folks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# She'd be cooler with laser vision :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# How does you know
I haven't already got laser vision?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# You don't
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I do.
*lasers potato*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Prove it
I want video evidence of you lasering a potato.




Or a picture of a potato lasered in two

or just cut in half. Or even just two rough parts.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Well
I'm on mum's computer so I can't give you evidence now, since this only has a touchpad, but I'll give you evidence tomorrow. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Because if you did your posts would start like this.
'I had some trouble with some people at school today, so I VAPOURISED THEM! MUAHAHA THE FUCKERS DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE.

AHAHAHAHAH

Now here's some cute emo boys'
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# If I lasreed people at school
I'd get in trouble, maybe suspended or something. So I don't use it at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Who cares?
Noone would punish you if you could laser them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Well that's fucking useless then
I'm actually immortal, but I don't like to practice my immortality as it impinges on union legislation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Ahh
Well, I'm a vampire.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# You're the worst vampire ever then
Plus, I am Dorian Gray the Immortal.
See profile for proof evidence.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I am not!
I am the awesomest vampire evar!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I am a literary hero from beyond time
You are a rubbish vampire, you aren't even old and whine alot.

QED
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I am in a 15 year old body.
I am 250. Yes. I do whine a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# " I am in a 15 year old body. "
I can have you on a register for that you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Nah
I mean that, like, I didn't like my old body, so I took another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Heh
A bit of of laser sinisterness culling Birmingham, might entertain the tourists

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Bring it on!
It'd entertain us locals, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)