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# myspace tom is after...
the 14 year old female on female poontang!
look what he made me write!

(iamdean!x, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# HAR HAR
OMG LOOK WHAT IT MADE ME TYPE^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# OMG
tom made you write that!
(iamdean!x, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# and then he raped me. up the bum.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# The cad!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i love tom.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# cor, he gets all the fit ones, don't he?
*bums you an' all*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# YESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I thought
we had this conversation?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# yes, you told me how much you want to take tom on myspace up the shitter
and write your name on his back with your cock and his shit.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Ebony
and ivory

together in perfect harmony.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
WILL PEOPLE STOP SAYING EBONY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# DOES IT MAKE YOU THINK OF WANGER?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I would love to explain.
It's QOTW worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# WRITE, SLAG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Just wait there a second whilst I sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# then can I write my name on your back with my cock and your sick?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# You don't need to - I bought crayons!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# hahahaa
if pigeon nipples were here, he'd no doubt be saying how gooda replythat was!
at least he likes my foulness!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# It's quite the turn on!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I don't remember being that
graphic, but what the fuck. I'm not gonna get any action here so I'll try anything once.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# hahahaha.
i'm good at talking dirty ain't i?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# yes.
I'm doing art. Can you tell if I have been drinking?



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# not at all!
i liked your scott walker pic.

now go on get mongy and his pants out..that never fails to make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Mongy has pants?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Thank you for enjoying Scott.
I really liked that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)
# LOZL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# LOLLLYYYYYFAILPANSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# and now in english please

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# WHA DUNT YUZ UNDA ZTANDZ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# BECOZ I IS STOOPID

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# LMAO
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# LIKKE INNITZ!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Hah
Myspace has an unnatural love for inclination based drainage systems.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# ^^ needs more caps and bad spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I'm afraid I had a decent education
So I don't wear caps or spell incorrectly, I leave that to the working class.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# ooo get you, lady muck.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Will you?
I'm quite in the mood for some lady muck.
Actually i'm quite in the mood for bed instead, damn b3ta stopped me doing any writing today.

I'll never get out of this waking nightmare and it's all b3ta's fault!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# i read that as 'wanking nightmare'
...on that, g'nite b3ta.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# writing? what you writing?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Book/Novel/Thing
Comedy, sci-fi, but mostly comedy.

Technically i'm actually rewriting it, but it's taking so long as I can't seem to sit down and work at it.
Plus thinking up funny things consistantly is difficult work.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# clever/creative and dapper and good taste in comedy...now music..what music do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I'm creative, dapper and have good taste in comedy...
and I'm a musician! Can I get sex too?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# what music do you like tho?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# The music which involves me going to sleep?
I don't really listen or even like much music.
I have a ridiculously small stash on my harddrive and most of that is obscure bits from films, tv series, games and so on.

As such I don't have any particular tastes, although I should warn you I do actually enjoy listening to Modal Jazz.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# music is brilliant tho!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# *shrug*
I was always watching obscure comedy series when I was young when people were listening to music
Or I'd be infatuated with films and cinema, I just never really sat down and listened to music much.

Even weirder I could literally count the number of books i've physically read on both hands, thanks to PCs and pdf files i've read a few more recently.
But my literacy seems to have manifested itself through mysterious means.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# books are also brilliant.
favourite authors?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# As I said, I have basically read none.
And the most of them were in my childhood, like the Hobbit, some other books about virtual reality and aliens and Harry Hill's Flight to Deathrow.

I read Moab is my Washpot a few weeks ago, which was remarkably good. I read a few odd sci-fi novels I found a month or so before that.
No War and Peace or Pinter i'm afraid though. All my classicism seems to come from films, A Clockwork Orange the film but not the book etc.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# ah harry hill is great. i liked that book.
favourite films?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# You're determined to keep me awake
A Clockwork Orange
Seventh Seal
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
Primer
Pi
Apocalypse Now
Akira
Dr Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned To Love the Bomb
Hana-Bi
(I swear I had a ten best list, and there were others in it but I have forgotten them impeccably well)
I've still not seen 2001: A Space Oddessy, people keep telling me it has 'just been on Film4' aswell which incredibly annoying.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i'm a bitch ain't i?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# If you really want to suddenly know everything about me
as if you scope me out like some weird sexual predator, can you do it tommorow when I am not trying to write as fast as possible so I can sleep?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# ooo!
i was just being friendly.

i won't bother..:P
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Your loss
I'm sure the men of Brighton will welcome you back...

And now i'm literally going. G'night!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# lighten up.
:P
night.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I might be drunk
but thank fuck I'm not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# best reply eva!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# haha!
did he say drainage systems...
eh?!!
(iamdean!x, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# TEH UPLAOD CODEZ!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# So, did you mis-type the number 4, by two keys?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# i typed
a 3 and sent
and then made me type some other shite
(iamdean!x, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# other shite, eh?
I LOVE HOW LAISSEZ-FAIRE U AR LOL
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# You win today's award
for obscure French libertarian concepts i've never heard of.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# l
ol
(iamdean!x, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# All true.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)