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# *dangles shiny things in front of Ivesb*
Look here!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Ah...
I see you have a silver cock ring as well - impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# mine!
*grabs shiny things*
ooooo, shiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Shiny things!
Doesn't just work on ives - I swear I was a magpie in a previous life...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I did science on this very thing
and discovered that 98½% of people suffer from the same malady.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *draws sword*
*beats a path through all the other b3tans to get to it*
huh huh huh!!
SHINEY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *shoots ivesb in the back*
the precious is ours!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *rises*
*beheads smashster*
GROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *dies*
*becomes ghost*
VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!!!!
*discovers ghosts can't fwap*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# The only way to hypnotize ivesb is with this...
www.hypnosis.com/shiny+object
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Bah I fell for it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)