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# Poor Eric.
He's got a handbag as well though, it's not like he's helping matters.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)
# It is not a handbag..
it is in fact a manbag. Trendy and fashionable amongst most metrosexual men.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)
# It could be he has just bought a 7inch single.
And gone back in time 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# so, not cool in the slightest then.
Just something for sexually insecure people to carry in order to make it seem like they are secure in their sexuality?

My mate has a bum-bag. But he's italian.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# i have a baw bag
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Boruc?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
boruc was awesome you slag

donnati on the other hand
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# yes, he was ace, but he's still a bawbag.
Donati isn't fit to wear the shirt and Hesselink is a lazy fuck. I wouldve had Sno and Mcdonald on from the start, to give you a chance. Managed to kick Messi off the park and make the wee boy cry, so you managed the first part of the game-plan.

And don't worry, we'll be as good as out of it by Thursday night, so you don't all need to be even bitterer for too long ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# mcdonald yes
snow no, the boy's just too keen.

i'd have had wilson, caldwell, mcmanus, balde, naylor at the back.

mcgeady, brown, nakamura in the middle

mcdonald venegoor of hesselink up front
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# it was perhaps a little embarrassing that Mcdonald came on about 83rd minute
and had celtic's first shot on goal after 85.

I agree with some inclusion of balde, but i think you would have been fucked over if that was the midfield. Anyhoo, I was disappointed they didn't make it exciting, were a bit like us when we played over there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# i just reckoned that the wing backs needed to stay wide
and barca's defence is shoddy so just skip the midfield and pump the ball long every time.

it would have worked i tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)
# What side does he wear it on?
Front, side or back?

YES it's important.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# mostly at the side...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# That's quite bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# it is
I constantly take the piss, but he always wears tight jeans, and I reckon he wants his arse to look as good as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)
# :D He really IS Italian.
Where I used to live had pretty much all the Italians in my town, it was ace. Middle of the day you could get calzone for a measly fee, or buy pasta from mama at the corner shop who'd then make you stay and listen to the recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha
well he's Sicilian and all of my female mates hate him apparently as he never makes eye contact for long. It seems, in Sicilia, that it's considered sexually quite aggressive to make eye contact with females for a long time, and should only be done if you really want someone to know that you intend on fucking them soon, or if you make eye contact with a male for a long time, that you intend on kicking his face in.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I naturally make a lot of eye contact.
MAYBE that's why I got cheap calzone. Hmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hmmm.
Manbags should be shoulder bags of the courier variety or backpacks. NOT handbags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# it's a handbag.
"manbag" is a term used by men who think that being practical somehow says something about their sexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# it does
men are supposed to have uncomfortably overfilled pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# But you don't need much.
Wallet, keys, comb (optional).

What else do men need?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# i have
wallet, card wallet, smokes, lighter, phone
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Oh I forgot phone. And cigs.
Fine. But only courier bags and rucksacks are allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I used to have a one strap cross-chest type bag
I felt so cool. but then I lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I have one made out of corduroy.
I don't really use it since I bought The Bag That Will Last Forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I have
when I don't have a jacket on, I have wallet, phone, keys, cigs, lighter, interminable amounts of loose change and bits of paper.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)
# 'ning iDaughter
how you feeling today?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Neeeeeng
I'm alright, albeit fucking knackered. Thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)
# i feel a bit shady today
but i think i'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# ....shady?
See, to me that now means you feel like commiting some sort of fraud or thievery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# haha
ok, i feel a bit not right
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Ohhhh. Ill, like?
Poor puss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# not sure if i'm ill
or if it's my ibs

i just feel a bit...odd
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# has everyone got ibs these days?
I shit like a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)
# It's because you're not human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i shit every day
big fucking massive things they are

i don't get diaroongy at all, occassional bouts of constipation.

i just can't eat certain foods or i get cramps
can't drink alcohol either
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# feelin a bit shan?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)