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# haha!!
what do you play with a snake?
skipping?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# you play 'wearing snake and standing near those who are afraid'.
He used to have an excellent king snake (or rat snake, I can't remember. Small and black.) called Ted who liked to get in my bra, crawl under my boobs and sit there with his little head poking out my cleavage. Bless him. RIP Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# pffft!
lucky snake.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# it would please me, and no doubt him
if that was how he died.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Alas, it was not to be.
I'd have been happy to have him there as well, but he died whilst I was doing my GCSEs and trying to not hang around with bikers in their late 20s every night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# surely there's not enough room?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# He wasn't very big.
And that's when I was in BIG bras. Not like now :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *imagines you wearing a bra that's WAY too big for you*
silly Fae
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# :D
Well, they would be now. Not many women can say their tits were bigger at 16 than at 23.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# that's a valid point
i know someone who can though

she had a breast reduction
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I'm glad I didn't
now they've got a bit more reasonable on their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# she was a bit older when she got them reduced
she had big giant boobies but was really skinny
her neck was constantly sore
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# That's what I was like when I was younger.
Luckily I've sort of.... balanced out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# stop talking about boobs
stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# NEVER!
Just strap it to your stomach or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# she showed them to me after the op
lovely they were, all round and pert
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Ah, they'll descend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# and scarred mmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# well
yes, quite badly scarred
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)