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# Aaaarrrggghhhh!!! They're all wriggly!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)
# TOAP!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# TOAP?
Nope...


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# TOAS, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Gaaah!
Those poor snakes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
she loves teh snake!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# haha
That reminds me of a holiday photo where I posed with a very small boa constrictor over my shoulder and began to scream and cry just before the photo was taken.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Boas are shits
my mate's got a 5ft one and he's bloody insane (he's the one NOBODY is allowed to play with). 12 foot python we're all fine with, but not the boa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I went to an awesome little reptile house in Tenby
loads of giant snakes and lizards, big bugs and all sorts all inside a little redeveloped church. It was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Oooooooh
I usually end up getting left in reptile houses cooing at the crocodiles and geckos. It's good you're not allowed to get in with them, otherwise I'd be dead. Dead, but happy, having finally given a crocodile a big cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# i was in a pet shop on monday
they had loads of snakes and lizards.
i saw a python and a chameleon and bearded dragons (wee baby ones aw) and the one that Captain Wow's got and others too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Leopard gecko, that's what I've got.
My wee Fran baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)
# that's the fella
they had some of them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# the most we have at our pet shop is some budgies and rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# them's good eatin!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# haha!!
what do you play with a snake?
skipping?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)
# you play 'wearing snake and standing near those who are afraid'.
He used to have an excellent king snake (or rat snake, I can't remember. Small and black.) called Ted who liked to get in my bra, crawl under my boobs and sit there with his little head poking out my cleavage. Bless him. RIP Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)
# pffft!
lucky snake.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# it would please me, and no doubt him
if that was how he died.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Alas, it was not to be.
I'd have been happy to have him there as well, but he died whilst I was doing my GCSEs and trying to not hang around with bikers in their late 20s every night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# surely there's not enough room?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# He wasn't very big.
And that's when I was in BIG bras. Not like now :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *imagines you wearing a bra that's WAY too big for you*
silly Fae
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# :D
Well, they would be now. Not many women can say their tits were bigger at 16 than at 23.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)
# that's a valid point
i know someone who can though

she had a breast reduction
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I'm glad I didn't
now they've got a bit more reasonable on their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)
# she was a bit older when she got them reduced
she had big giant boobies but was really skinny
her neck was constantly sore
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)
# That's what I was like when I was younger.
Luckily I've sort of.... balanced out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)
# stop talking about boobs
stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# NEVER!
Just strap it to your stomach or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# she showed them to me after the op
lovely they were, all round and pert
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Ah, they'll descend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# and scarred mmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# well
yes, quite badly scarred
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# nice hat
'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)
# argh!
snakerape!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)
# haha!!
one has slithered up her skirt!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)
# ooh la de da
get you and your fancy talk

one has slithered up her skirt
one has given her one
one got ones butler to tie one to the bed
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)
# jeeves,
remove this malcontent from the board,
he's upsetting my delicate constitution
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)