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# WELL LAHHH DE DAHHH.
I just washed my locks. I have a towel on my head.. like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i used to do that too, when my hair went all the way down to my buttocks
i kept getting mistaken for a girl at work... (all the time) and it tried to kill me in the night by strangulation so i shaved my head :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ah, mines not that long yet.
I think it's stopped growing or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Get a trim.
Then massage your scalp twice a week using snake oil or tea tree.

Also: orgasms. The more of them you have, the quicker it grows. Seriously, they did a study with lighthouse men, and the months when they went back to their wives were when their hair and beards grew fastest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# if I lived in a lighthouse it'd be 5 wanks a day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I think it's got to be orgasms with other people.
I'm not sure. This information came from a big book from the bodyshop that I had when I was younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I don't really feel I need it to grow anymore.
And it's pretty rubbish because I've never had it trimmed or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Mine always gets ratty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# don't drip on the keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# How can I not drip EVERYWHERE when you're around, Ives.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# i'll need a mop if i make it to the bash!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# You will make it to the bash.
*hypnotoad*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I was like that last night.
It means something when you can stand having a conversation with your two best mates, one of whom is male, whilst wearing just a towel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Just a towel on your head?
Corr. *spluff*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# alright, two towels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Way to ruin the fantasy.
Jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Way to keep my best mate though.
Berk (where's my dinner?)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Is it in your tumbly?
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I WISH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# sex-yyy
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)