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# George finally found the 'smoking Gun'
Clicky Me Biggy
Clicky Me Biggy
Apologies if this has been done before or is just simply lame. I'm very tired.
I think i may have just broken the record for 'most expensive internet access ever' by paying A$166 per MINTUE for ten minutes. (UK sterling 60)
In saying that it did come with a flight and a hotel room in Auckland, New Zealand. I can't believe i had to leave the country (Aus) to get another visa and all it took was 5 clicks on Australia’s immigration website, But, they scan your passport at customs, and if you're in Oz when you apply...oooooooo badness.
Bureaucratic twats.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:21, archived)
# That, is superb.
Couldn't you just go into an Embassy and ask to use a computer? Legally they're a part of the country that owns them, so it should stand up in court.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:23, archived)
# that is
fantastic!!!!!! i'm doubled up laughing.
(//Vote For Domo!\\, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:24, archived)
# nope, you have to have your passport processed.
which is unavialble at the embassy (i asked, really)

also i wasn't aloud to get in a boat and travel into international waters and come back.

skydiving was also excluded

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:52, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Hi Ho Hi Ho It's off to war we go
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:26, archived)
# with a gun and a knife
and an iraqi man's wife

hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Where you
just here? I thought you were coming a ways off..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:28, archived)
# so did i
Until my lawyer rang me up on friday evening and said "holy fuck, you've get out of the counrty pronto. They've set the fuzz on you."
so i said: "'ave you gone raving mad?"
And he said "no, and that question just cost you another 100"

i had to get aletter signed by my company on monmday morning other wise i would have flown out that night. As it was i spent just under 16 hours in New zealand. You have nice taxi drivers and a crap airport :0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 2:42, archived)