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# you fake the systems of an inflamed spleen
with the addition of when the doctor prods your stomach, you piss your pants. Easiest thing in the world
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# How do you fake the MRI/CT scan?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# eat lots of toothpaste.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Righty-ho
*takes notes for next time I want time off work*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# photoshop
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
"You appear to have a lesion in the shape of a smug bastard with a croissant"
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I'm afraid you have kittens nesting in your bladder.
We'll have to operate.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# It looks like you have a Quo spot on your lungs.
I'd like to run further tests...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Quo spots are never a good sign..
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I can't help but imagine Parfitt and Rossi with acne now...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You poor bastard.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)