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# /can't spell pancreostomy

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# But you just did ;)
Hell have fun at the big Roadhouse in the sky!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Mmmmm
Ellen Barkin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Very dirty dancing in that case
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Actually
I was quite saddened by that.:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Yeah
Pancreatic cancer's meant to be one of the most painful cancers, with not many survivors. Poor guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i love how this board seems to catergorise people's misfortune like good aids and bad aids
there are many people who, if they developed cancer, we would all be laughing at...such as kelly osbourne for instance (I would hope).

haha, even the thought makes me laugh...hahaha ^ - ^
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I wouldn't.
Sorry, my grandmother died from cancer on the 4th of February, so I'm not finding it too funny at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :-) bless you *hug*
I'm fine, I just don't find it funny, that was my old point. No need to feel sympathy or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# But still
Mine died of cancer in 1993, and I still find it difficult

*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# *big squidge*
now lift arms

*aims hold in arms over Nibus* and lower.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I've got wind
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Point that bit out the side then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# mel brooks said:
"tragedy is when i stub my toe. comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# haha
what a beautiful man
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Though I would say tragedy is a man that dies after his sense of humor
which kind of happened to Brooks. I still love him though. Groucho is the only comedian I know of who stayed funny up and until he died.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# and Spike
he was great on 'This Is Your Life'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I have yet to discover him
I'd youtube him if I didn't need to get some sleep
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Room 101 was his last Opus

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *proffers a single flower*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# :-)
Can I eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# flower
not flour
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# You can eat flowers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# yer
on Monday it'll be a year since my mum died of it

*leans into sympathy corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *hugs* bless you, Nibes.
Plenty of room over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ok, i hear you, apologies if I have been insensitive
although may i point out, when I for one laugh at cancer/aids/disabilities, I am laughing mainly in an ironic sense i.e. the joke is more in the fact that I find it funny rather than the person's mis-fortune and sadness and I would hope the majority of people are in the same boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ouch, hugs.
There's a lot of cancer in my mums side of the family - but luckily me and my mum have a morbid sense of humour, so we can joke. I don't know how we'd cope otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# We have a nasty habit of not dying, my family.
So I've only experienced two family deaths. It's.....weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# :( More hugs.
I've got 3 songs on the mix so far by the way. I forgot to mention I spend WAY TOO LONG over these things. All the tracks have to be perfect or else I stress.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Oooooh no, you're building anticipation, that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# yea, I haven't had a relative or close friend die since I was about 10
*dreads concept of mortality*

sorry for my active part in creating such a morbid thread...love goes out to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Ohhh...
WAIT... MANLOVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# a pleanty
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Lost both my parents to cancer
But I'm a heartless bastard and still laugh
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I don't have a problem with kelly Osbourne...
Sharon is a different matter...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I was too...
not a nice thing whatsoever

I may finally relent and allow Mrs S to subject me to Dirty Dancing as a tribute when he finally goes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# And the movie too?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Oh, I forgot about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Just Ghost then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# And Donnie Darko.
He's ACE in that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Me too :(
He's a nice enough guy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I was more amazed that the Metro was so dubious
it was all question marks and 'apparent'

Is pancreatic cancer that easy to fake?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i have pancreatic cancer
disprove that
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *prods pancreas*
*prods again*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# umm
OW...*clutches torso in many different places in order to hide the fact I don't know where my pancreas is positioned*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# it's just....there
*pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Correctly identified Dr. Nibus.
Now if you could use the extra spiky stick to locate the rectum?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# this is a good plan
I may also use an extra sticky spike
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hawhaw!
no, that iz mi knob stoopid doktaa! my mum sez your not sposed to tuch me there... :s
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# isn't that just standard journalism now?
"There appears to have been a suggestion that he may have...etc etc"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Varies... but after readin that, I honestly came away with the impression it was some kind of PR stunt...
The lengths some people will go to eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# you fake the systems of an inflamed spleen
with the addition of when the doctor prods your stomach, you piss your pants. Easiest thing in the world
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# How do you fake the MRI/CT scan?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# eat lots of toothpaste.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Righty-ho
*takes notes for next time I want time off work*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
"You appear to have a lesion in the shape of a smug bastard with a croissant"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I'm afraid you have kittens nesting in your bladder.
We'll have to operate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# It looks like you have a Quo spot on your lungs.
I'd like to run further tests...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Quo spots are never a good sign..
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I can't help but imagine Parfitt and Rossi with acne now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You poor bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# The original story was broken by the National Enquirer,
which is not known as the world's most reliable source for rigourous fact-checking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# A-ha!
Sea Tramp, answererer of questions and owner of FACT.

*is satiated*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Unless I'm wrong.
I was told this 'fact' by the hack two desks down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Good enough for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# emotional spacktards
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)