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# Ok, the first line of Bob Dylan's Isis runs:
'I married Isis on the fifth day of May'
THERE MAY BE A TEMPORAL ASPECT TO THIS PUZZLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:34, archived)
# YHWHK
I think I need to take all the other photos into account as well.

I couldn't get a good long run of photos for an autostitch as my phone was runnning out of batteries.

COINCIDENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE ANSWERED A QUESTION I AM JUST LEFT ASKING MORE


I'll save the rest of the pictures for the update.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# AUTO WOP KOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)
# You're right.
That's very suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# I think the google ads on my site are also offering me clues:
www.urine-off.com.au/the_urine_off_story
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# URINE OFF!
REMOVE URINE WITH URINE OFF WHICH IS A URINE REMOVER, FOR REMOVING URINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# I like the header on the front page, where they use photos to demonstrate why you might need urine off.
There's a cat, a dog, a baby... and a wheelchair.

GRANDMA I'M JUST POURING URINE OFF OVER YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO ELIMINATE YOUR URINE ODOURS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Hahahahah
I was a bit slow to realize then that you weren't joking and that this is actually targeted advertizing.
I wonder, if you started a blog about abortions, what ads would google put on it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# To be honest, that was the original reason I put an ad on the blog - I just wanted to see what kind of ads would show up on a blog about shitrags.
Now I've made four dollars and I'm all like WHOA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Do you get money every time someone clicks an ad?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# I think it depends on the advert
some of them the person that clicks needs to actually buy the product, some ads you get paid just for showing them (on a site with high traffic).

I haven't worked out how to choose them yet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Ok, I disabled adblock
and clicked one of your ads.
It was for Old Spice Professional. It took me to their site which has a Will Fucking Ferrell video on it.
You owe me fucking bigtime buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'M HALFWAY TO BUYING A PACKET OF CIGARETTES

Thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:32, archived)
# BABBYZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY UNFORMED?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)
# THEY NEED TO DO WAY UNSTAIN MOTHER
TRY BLEACH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)