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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# :D
you beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)
# CHINFANG!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I'm really struggling at the moment.
I had to make 3 versions of the previous one before it looked right, and two versions of this one.
The first version of this looked like she had a badly dented face and two mouths.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I THINK I MAY BE STRESSING
ABOUT... YOU KNOW... THIS WEEKEND'S INVETIGATION
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I survived, but couldn't get all the photos I wanted to.
I got all the important ones though, it'll take me a few days to decode them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)
# INVETIGATION: PROGRESSING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I'll probably just do a "don't worry I'm still alive" post this weekend
the epic post will have to wait until it is ready.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:34, archived)
# I went on my journey ealier today.
Things are getting serious:

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:28, archived)
# PUER EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)
# I have about 30 photos like this


There is a hidden message here I know it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I think it might be
'KILL JeFF, K?'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:33, archived)
# ALSO:


Why are they sorry? Are they apologising to me? How did they know I was coming?

I am searching their website for clues.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# They're sorry
because they are JeFF, and don't want to die. And they're giving cemetery tours. So you can see all the people who have also been killed!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# YOU ARE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Ok, the first line of Bob Dylan's Isis runs:
"I married Isis on the fifth day of May"
THERE MAY BE A TEMPORAL ASPECT TO THIS PUZZLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:34, archived)
# YHWHK
I think I need to take all the other photos into account as well.

I couldn't get a good long run of photos for an autostitch as my phone was runnning out of batteries.

COINCIDENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE ANSWERED A QUESTION I AM JUST LEFT ASKING MORE


I'll save the rest of the pictures for the update.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# AUTO WOP KOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)
# You're right.
That's very suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# I think the google ads on my site are also offering me clues:
www.urine-off.com.au/the_urine_off_story
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# URINE OFF!
REMOVE URINE WITH URINE OFF WHICH IS A URINE REMOVER, FOR REMOVING URINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# I like the header on the front page, where they use photos to demonstrate why you might need urine off.
There's a cat, a dog, a baby... and a wheelchair.

GRANDMA I'M JUST POURING URINE OFF OVER YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO ELIMINATE YOUR URINE ODOURS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Hahahahah
I was a bit slow to realize then that you weren't joking and that this is actually targeted advertizing.
I wonder, if you started a blog about abortions, what ads would google put on it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# To be honest, that was the original reason I put an ad on the blog - I just wanted to see what kind of ads would show up on a blog about shitrags.
Now I've made four dollars and I'm all like WHOA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# Do you get money every time someone clicks an ad?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# I think it depends on the advert
some of them the person that clicks needs to actually buy the product, some ads you get paid just for showing them (on a site with high traffic).

I haven't worked out how to choose them yet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Ok, I disabled adblock
and clicked one of your ads.
It was for Old Spice Professional. It took me to their site which has a Will Fucking Ferrell video on it.
You owe me fucking bigtime buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'M HALFWAY TO BUYING A PACKET OF CIGARETTES

Thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:32, archived)
# BABBYZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY UNFORMED?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)
# THEY NEED TO DO WAY UNSTAIN MOTHER
TRY BLEACH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# HERION IS ALMOST AS EVIL AS HEROIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)
# ALIEN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)
# the doctors said they were only going to remove a small part of her skull, but they really took so much more.
ni
ce.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:53, archived)
# This could be Marcel Marceau's wife?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)
# I dunno,
she's not saying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 6:24, archived)