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# masticate on this you porcine vagina
*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Sir,
you have affronted my reputation in the presence of a lady.
A duel sir, a duel!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# look over there
*points overhead and the runs in opposite direction*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:35, archived)
# A cad
and a coward.
Sir, you are unmasked!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36, archived)
# gasp
*swoon* (towards Squire Bovine Ludloe or some other gentleman, as I fear the baron would take unwelcome liberties)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# come hither to krauty
thoust will get a good seeing too.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36, archived)
#
Mate, its not Shakespeare, drop all the the thee's and thous'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I shall scream
and hit you with a candlestick.
SAVE ME
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)
# As I've not been saved, and I must go to bed
please find my body floating in the frozen pond.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Or I could run off with the Baron
whatever. Night.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Sorry,
and good night.

I'm talking to a corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Podbury,
a Chaise longue for the lady!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Immediately
my liege
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:06, archived)