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# This is why the world is such a terrifying place.
Everything worth doing results in violence of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# yup
or good old fashioned wall bouncing insanity :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I approve of your bacon facts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I shall create other facts in the near future
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I certainly hope you do
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# BACON + KNIFE = MORE BACON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# BACON MOLECULES ARE GETTING IN MY EYES!
HELP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# quick!
apply a sucking motion!

this mans eyes must be sucked! stat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *applies suction*
oh noes my eyes went in the vacuumnum :(
MY EYES ARE TOO LONG!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# oh no
a bad case of longeye

at least you'll be able to identify distant objects more easily :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i can see my feet better :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# cool
it's good to be on good terms with your feets

you never know where they might take you and you could need them in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# my feet are currently broken :(
they're all blistered and horrid
i may goto the doctors later - ingrowing toenails also, for some reason the feeling in my feet has returned and i do not like it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# This is the most informative thing I have read all day.
Are you a SCIENCEtist?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# yes, I'm actually a doctor
I'm not a real doctor of course, I just like to feel things with my hands, much like a real doctor.

Have I mentioned, that I'm a doctor?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# We should talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Do you have plans for world domination?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Plans, yes.
Means, no.

Though I do have a couple of war zeppelins tucked away in the loft.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# jolly good
they'll come in most useful
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# We can all impress our friends with these facts
thus increasing our standing in the communty both socially and intellectually.
I commend these facts most highly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I should make a book of facts
it would be wildly unpopular and sell perhaps 2 or 3 copies

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)