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# that'll teach you
not to build your house on a merry-go-round
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hi!
i'm annoyed today, i agreed to babysit half an hour before i was invited to a party :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Smother the children and leave
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
he's giving me a dirty look now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# HAHAHAH
YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# he's 11
i thought i'd only have to babysit for a few more years, but his mum is now having twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# MUA HA HA HA HA
"Can you babysit?"
"Give me a few hours to decide, I might be invited to a party"
"You'd rather get pissed than look after my darling baby twins?"
"That's about right."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# she knows the rules
as soon as they're old enough to feed, dress and wash themselves, talk coherently and go to the bathroom by themselves, i'll babysit. until then, she's on her own!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# good plan
i personally refuse to do nappies until i have kids (have a niece and a nephew atm, and another on the way)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# i won't be having any!
i'll leave that to my sisters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# God, parents are just abandoning all nomative traditions these days
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# better than
abandoning the children
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Was that a Maddie joke?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# actually, no
she's old news
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Maddie has been done to death.
Oh god. I offended even myself there.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# it made me laugh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Yes, but naming a child after a period of time
And not even a particularly good one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# make sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# "I agreed to babysit 'half an hour' before I was invited to join a party"
The lack of seperate clauses make amusing ambigious sentences.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahahah
you psychotic pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Psychotis refers to psychosis
not psychopathy, you fucking idiot. If you ever do that again I will crush your life thread by thread.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# as a pendant, I feel that crushing life by an ordered series of threads makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# If you're a pendant
Then you should stop hanging around here.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I agre'e
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm not hanging
I'm dangling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# oh ffs
i can't believe i didn't pick up on that sooner!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)