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# let me clarify that...
i got a blister on my toe :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I suggest an hour's session of air guitar
or failing that, sit on your arse and drink beer.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# ahh yes the air guitar
i can't find my plectrum :(
will sitting on my arse drinking tea be acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# It beats drinking that "flavoured water" shite
What's the point of that stuff anyway?
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# This is serious, you might have to beat a woman to exert your masculinity.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i've never hit a woman, and i don't intend to start now
/has scars to prove
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I suggest you cook and devour a large piece of meat, then.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# now that i can do
www.b3ta.com/board/8153638
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Perhaps you should eat a sandwich full of bees and kitchen knives
then break into a zoo and punch a rhino in the face.
It is the only solution.

Ed: Oh, and ning everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# i once fed a goat and touched its curly horns - pwhoar!
does that help?
i mean its 1/2 way there right?
i'll get onto making that sandwich right now!
NING!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Goats have the same number of horns as rhinos
and they have been known to eat tyres and metal.
So yes, a goat will suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)