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# Christ, I was only joking -
do you really get chatted up online?
The interwebs is a scary place...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# well i ended up agreeing to marry her
but that was her fault, the tart
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# look, you wanted to marry me! I DIDN'T FORCE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# but of course
it was a mutual grooming though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# oh yeah, i get all gaz's saying "i just wanted to tell you, you look really beautiful"
it does my fucking head in and makes me to reply with fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# It is a bit weird.
Like how everyone came out of the woodwork to phwoar Captain Wow's picture.
I find it strange.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# it is a bit off puting as i'd like to be liekd here for my pictures and crap sense of humour
not because i'm blonde and have big tits.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I can fully understand that.
I tend to take a step back when the pander crowd come out.
I try to treat everyone on here equally, as far as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# only mongy and pgieon nipples are allowed to pander at me..cos they are special.
except whe nipples gets really sexy cos then i am like really knocking one out like..innit!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I think it's safe to say we've all knocked one out over Sir Pigeon Nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# i miss him. i hope he gets un-naughty stepped soon.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# there's a pander crowd?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I don't think it's an official group.
But if a female boarder posts a picture, they'll be there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# oh right
"girl on internet" thing maybe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Yeah, pretty much.
I think the logic is, if they're nice and complimentary, there's a chance they'll be offered sex.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# of course
oh

this is why people are always rude to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Oh, don't be silly.
We all want to have sex with you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
what all at once?

eep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# We're gonna make a discomeats sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# O_O
that'll ruin my eyesight :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# me too
it's not my fault god gave me such big jugs*








* demonstration of shit sense of humour

Hang on, I think I'm tired enough to sleep, which is something of a rarity at the minute. Night night B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# YOR BIG MILKY JUGS ARE WHY I FELL FOR YOU!
NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# aww
just you wait till honeymoon...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# not your fault your stunning is it now?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# but i'm not.
ok i photograph ok and if i don't move my face too much i look passable, but if most of the chaps here met me they would either be dissapointed with how i look or totally put off by my foul humour and swearing and all the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# pfft
foul humour and swearing is how all ladies should be :)
If i get you a train ticket, come here and I guarantee not to be disappointed :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# yea i know
i'm horrid and unattractive - thanks anyways
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# WARNING: THREAT TURNING EMO. INSERT EMERGENCY IMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# this picture gives me issues
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Sexy issues?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# in my special place!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# yes could i really fucking said that didn't i?
PLEASE SHOW ME WHERE AS I HAVE FORGOTTEN
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ok you didn't but i was reading between the lines
ugh i'm going to bed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I'm guessing she said no because you're a virtual stranger,
who she only knows over the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# its not like she'll be sleeping in my house or anything
get a nice B&B near the train station and could have a cup of tea and some nice biscuits and talk about the weather but no0o
ignore me i'm in a horrible mood because my feet are on fire
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Don't take it personally, I'm sure it wasn't intended like that.
But the internet is full of STRANGER DANGER
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# those internet strangers can make your keyboard emit that special gas
that makes you do things
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I blame them for all my images that don't go down well.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# yes damn them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)