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# My friend brought some home on the coach
smuggled it in an opened Pot Noodle which was then re-sealed using pritt-stick :D
She shat herself all the way home thinking she was gonna GO TO JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Bloody hell, I'd have been terrified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# It was only a miniscule bag
it probably wouldn't have got a puppy stoned, but still ... zomg smuggl0rz!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Haha. I sent a bag
of skunk resin via air mail to Canada and recieved a bag of home grown via the same method. I even signed a customs declaration labelling it 'electronic components'. I have no idea how either of us got away with it but I am proud to say without lying that I am an international drugs smuggler. ( plus arms dealer but that's even easier ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I don't know what the rules are with postal drugs
two out of three times that I've engaged in such an exchange, it has been successful, but once nothing arrived. Are they allowed to open stuff that smells like drugs, or, as I expect happened, are the jakey cunt excons who work for the PO allowed to steal anything that looks/smells interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I'd like to know this
I sent a bunch of seeds to Sweden in the spine of a book, and the book never arrived

It was a great book too :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'm not sure.
But having recently refurbished BA cargo world freight offices and worked in the bonded warehouse I know that everything coming off the plane is x-rayed before it even gets to the mail people. Large containers and freight packages now have air samples taken from them and are taken to a nearby lab for explosives and drugs dogs to check the samples. I know this because I've just built the kennels for them at Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hmmm
interesting. but it still makes me wonder why an envelope, sent with normal mail should go missing apart from perhaps the poor service explanation. I wouldn't have thought that they scan all mail, it seems like overkill... I can understand why they would do it for the majority of airmail though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# oh I've sent a box of
200 pills in the UK mail before now. I'm sure you can get any old crap through that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# in a bag, in shampoo bottle
works a treat apparently.

although, before the days of all the checks, a mate of mine - on holiday with the parents - took a half ounce of hash to greece inside his sock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Blimey!
A week in the sun, lazing on the beach, high as a kite ...

*jealouses HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# haha yes, it would be nice
but I don't think I'd fancy the possibility of getting busted at the airport with the parents watching, or be stoned on holiday with my parents... I would eventually be forced to stop myself from talking.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# haha
true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I've heard that too
but I was disbelieving. Hmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# yes
this was a story from a friend who took an almighty amount of skunk to spain inside various shampoo bottle and put in his hold luggage.

I can imagine why it works, what with shampoo being all smelly in the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# This is giving me ace ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Out in Argentina
All the weed comes from Paraguay

They piss on it to stop the border dogs smelling it

So all my weed has been pissed on

:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# You've smoked hash before
that's got to be worse. Cat shit, piss AND two stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# true nuff dat
it just annoys me that no-one in BA has thought of setting up a hydroponics lab...and it's probably because coke is so cheap and plentiful, no-one cares about the quality of the weed :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Sod coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# not to mention
apparently rubber, shit and little bit more shit.

/hates hash except when needs must blog
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Yeah, exactly.
I don't smoke it unless I cannot in any way get anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# haha
I heard that you should just have meats hanging from the wing mirrors, then when the dog alerts, the cop just says "Ole, it's just meats".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I wondered why they don't just train the dogs to smell for piss
:/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)