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I'm going to Hamster Jam to see Cirque De Soleil at the weekend.

We (mates and I) saw it in Vegas last year.

We figured - 'What would that be like ... on OMGROFFLE drugs?'

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

What a bloody good idea.

Have you smoked Dutch weed before?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Yes

crikey, it's good :)

Went to hampsterdam with college (heh, fancy taking a load of students to the weed capital of the world, woot for us!)
What a week that was :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

I adore it, I wish we could buy it over here....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

You can grow it

and actually make a better job of it than commercial growers in N'land. It's surprisingly easy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

I have nowhere near light

that isn't also where neighbours could view it though.

I'd get a hydroponics kit but I just worry about the leccy bill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Electric bill goes up a bit,

dope bill disappears.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

Look at you and your sound advice.

Not just a pretty picture man, eh?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

And if it's a good summer like we had a few years back

no leccy bill either - my plant got about five feet tall and four feet wide...enough smokable buds to last me 6 months, more or less

I love gardening

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

My friend brought some home on the coach

smuggled it in an opened Pot Noodle which was then re-sealed using pritt-stick :D
She shat herself all the way home thinking she was gonna GO TO JAIL

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Bloody hell, I'd have been terrified.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

It was only a miniscule bag

it probably wouldn't have got a puppy stoned, but still ... zomg smuggl0rz!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

Haha. I sent a bag

of skunk resin via air mail to Canada and recieved a bag of home grown via the same method. I even signed a customs declaration labelling it 'electronic components'. I have no idea how either of us got away with it but I am proud to say without lying that I am an international drugs smuggler. ( plus arms dealer but that's even easier ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

I don't know what the rules are with postal drugs

two out of three times that I've engaged in such an exchange, it has been successful, but once nothing arrived. Are they allowed to open stuff that smells like drugs, or, as I expect happened, are the jakey cunt excons who work for the PO allowed to steal anything that looks/smells interesting?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

I'd like to know this

I sent a bunch of seeds to Sweden in the spine of a book, and the book never arrived

It was a great book too :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

I'm not sure.

But having recently refurbished BA cargo world freight offices and worked in the bonded warehouse I know that everything coming off the plane is x-rayed before it even gets to the mail people. Large containers and freight packages now have air samples taken from them and are taken to a nearby lab for explosives and drugs dogs to check the samples. I know this because I've just built the kennels for them at Manchester.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

hmmm

interesting. but it still makes me wonder why an envelope, sent with normal mail should go missing apart from perhaps the poor service explanation. I wouldn't have thought that they scan all mail, it seems like overkill... I can understand why they would do it for the majority of airmail though.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

oh I've sent a box of

200 pills in the UK mail before now. I'm sure you can get any old crap through that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

in a bag, in shampoo bottle

works a treat apparently.

although, before the days of all the checks, a mate of mine - on holiday with the parents - took a half ounce of hash to greece inside his sock.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

Blimey!

A week in the sun, lazing on the beach, high as a kite ...

*jealouses HARD*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

haha yes, it would be nice

but I don't think I'd fancy the possibility of getting busted at the airport with the parents watching, or be stoned on holiday with my parents... I would eventually be forced to stop myself from talking.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

haha

true :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

I've heard that too

but I was disbelieving. Hmmmmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

yes

this was a story from a friend who took an almighty amount of skunk to spain inside various shampoo bottle and put in his hold luggage.

I can imagine why it works, what with shampoo being all smelly in the right way.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

This is giving me ace ideas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

Out in Argentina

All the weed comes from Paraguay

They piss on it to stop the border dogs smelling it

So all my weed has been pissed on

:(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

You've smoked hash before

that's got to be worse. Cat shit, piss AND two stroke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

true nuff dat

it just annoys me that no-one in BA has thought of setting up a hydroponics lab...and it's probably because coke is so cheap and plentiful, no-one cares about the quality of the weed :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

Sod coke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

Yup

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

not to mention

apparently rubber, shit and little bit more shit.

/hates hash except when needs must blog

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Yeah, exactly.

I don't smoke it unless I cannot in any way get anything else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

haha

I heard that you should just have meats hanging from the wing mirrors, then when the dog alerts, the cop just says "Ole, it's just meats".

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

I wondered why they don't just train the dogs to smell for piss

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

you were only there for 2 days

HAHAHA CHRONODRUGFUCKEDUPLOL

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

LEIK WOA!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

I was there for two years.

That's longer than any party should reasonably last.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

I have.

In moderation, its great fun.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

In excess it's amazing

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

Hahaha, I smoke a lot

but I was in no way prepared for the excellence that is Dutch weed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

I miss decent weed

the weed here is pretty bad, though it's going to be 100 times better than Singapore...not looking forward to 3 months of abstinence

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

Oooooh, no.

Are you back in the UK after that? Smoke it up. If I'm about in Londres when you are I'll drag you off for a cheeky puff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

I'm looking forward to a good old chug with you at the bash.

(We could also smoke some weed.)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

\o/ excellent.

I shall, as always, be carrying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

Back in the UK at the end of June

but for a limited time only - gotta squeeze in Glasto and hopefully a week in London...plus a visit to family up in the Midlands :/

back to SE Asia after that

gonna be on the road a lot this year

[edit] having said that, I do know a cheeky puff in London who'd probably be up for it...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

You are a littlle doggie in a neckerchief.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

If I make the

Londrés bash there is no chance that I won't have a bag of nice disco biscuits about my person.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

GAAAHHH

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

Pleeeeease come

it'll be fun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

'ello flower.

What you going to Singing Pores for? The airport has a rooftop pool I didn't have time to check out.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

'noons Geoff

Gonna be working out there, like I am here...well, maybe not the way I am here, 'cause here I'm rolling up on my laptop as I code...

Will check out the rooftop pool fo sho

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

I recently met up with a mate I've not seen for about 15 years.

He can get the most amazing hash/weed/charis/squidgy/anything else you can think of ganja wise, I've ever had.
Better even than the stuff I had in Dam.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Hahahahaha

I'm not a big smoker any more - too many times spent staring at a bunch of stoners round me staring at the bunch of stoners round them thinking "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck..." but completely unable to vocalise it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

I've just had a brainstorm.

Why don't we consider an Amsterdam bash in the summer holiday period?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

That's me you and Mediocre.

more than enough for a weedfest.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

Hahahaha what a bloody odd team.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

I have a few friends

in Amsterdam and Gróningen and our visits to each other have been the stuff of legend. ( there is a bash in Nottingham that I paid for 6 Dutchies to fly over for that is still talked about on the relevant forums some 6 years later.)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

If I go to the Dam I'm not staying in the Botel.

That's my one condition.

Oooh, or any Ibis hotel, but that's worldwide. Fucking Ibis.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

Krasnapolsky

FTW!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

Fuck me.

I think that's the one we stayed in.

Across the harbour place from the Botel, run by a man in glasses who seems to be permanently cracking on to everything?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

It's in the Old Centre

near Madame Tussaudes, Dam 9. It's a lovely place, big old fashioned 5 star hotel.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Right, not the one we were in then.

I get freaked out by classy hotels.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

ah, ok.

I get freaked out by shitholes. I'm an old man now, I need my creature comforts ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

I just get frightened I'm going to get eyeliner everywhere.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

hehehehe

*reminisses the hamster jam joke*

EDIT: Deary me! How lame. look at entry number 35 on my petition! If you're going to be insultive, at least ahve the balls to put your name to it. How spineless.

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