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# with yourself?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# With Mrswoodbine while she's asleep on the sofa
Ssssh!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Jizz in her wig!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# whizz in her jig!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# thats a bit naughty...sleeping at this early hour...young people these days..
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Mrs Woodbine is his Mum!
;D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# is she my mum?
and she could be like jackie stallone, i mean didn't she claim to be younger than sly..
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# What a ridiculous prolapsed faced twat!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# You're vile.
:)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I AM NOT VILE. I AM JUST OVER AWARE OF SEXY DIRTY THINGS.
like bumming tom from myspace and then writing your name on his back with your shitty cock or whatever it was i said last week.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I'll get the wood glue and the hairdrier.
We might be able to make it a permanant fixture.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Urgh, that's so wrong
At least use a condom so you don't get any on you.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# that would be way to sensible
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I am disappointingly sensible when it comes to
getting faeces in urethras.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# well i've never been there myself.
nothing goes up my bum.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Not even suppositories?
Really big ones, with the aid of a male friend, taken whilst blindfolded.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# nah.
i don't have that sort of male friend.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# If you play your cards right....
You could have a good career in poker
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# you mean a condone
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
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(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
can we have some tranny pictures now?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# oh, I don't have those on the work PC.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I heard there may be some on this internet thing people are always talking about
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)