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# i'd
like to twist her melons, man.

i wouldn't really. i said it as a joke
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# best comment ever
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Call the Cops!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i do believe that she's above the age of consent
but even so, it's wrong. i wouldn't.
(martian, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Best opening lines to a song ever:
Son I'm thirty / I only went with your mother cos she's dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I'm listening to that album
right now. (Are they still called albums? I can't keep up.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:30, archived)
# or possibly
"Is this the intro I should've been in?"

extra bonus points and a supreme dollop of uncoolness to anyone who knows that one
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:31, archived)
# It's
Wilco is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:35, archived)
# excellent opening line that I came across recently:
"someone's unglued our epoxy, now I'm kissing you by proxy"
(I helped save b3ta! tumph, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)