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# my first boyfriend used to wear skirts and make up
and it botherd me, because he had no fashion sense or make up skillz.

this picture did confuse me at first, as i scroleld by i thought oo it's a girl and then WAIT A MINUTE SHE HAS HAIRY MAN LEGS.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I said I was sorry
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# you will be.
i liked your picture earlier as well, i just felt a strange urge to ay gay in caps and probably annoy you a little.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# That's why I felt the urge to not respond to you
Because you need attention, you pathetic little thing.

*pats head and cuddles up*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# god some people are being mean to me tonight.
but in fairness some are being so lovely.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH BIT YOU BELONG IN.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Both
Now get on your knees and snuggle up to me!

YOU WHORE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# awwww
you're so romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I had a dream last night which was vaguely like that
although I wasn't actually the bloke doing the ordering, I just suddenly became him. Then the woman shrunk down really tiny and inserted a blackcurrent into herself.

Personally I preferred the bit when we were deciding which of the Nazi submarine crew to execute.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# hairy mammal legs
which indeed, all girls have... being mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# mine are bad right now.
but i'm just too lazy to shave them or wear a skirt/dress with knee socks..so i keep mine hidden.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Really?
Hahah. Sure it wasn't a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# he would have been a bloody ugly girl, with a winky.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)