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# This is one of my favourites...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# well at least they're back to the real deal!
I particularly like that lady's blue shiny thong.

Who IS she?

(I know this is akin to calling mornington crescent a 'made up game' and totally ruining the illusion but I feel I should point out that the text needs to be a bit more distressed to make it look 'real')
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# She is
The Fluffer!
I will work on my distress!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!
Mornington Crescent IS real, you just have to know how to play it...

I don't have this shiny gold Armitage Shanks Trophy on my shelf from the 2005 MC Stovold's Gambit finals for nothing, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I am currently mid game with Verity
using the famous 1939 Poland Emergency Ruling.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hmmm, does that service still terminate at Warsaw?
Mrs. Trellis and I have been having a rollicking time in Knip AND Spoon lately in our games
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ah, I love spoon
it adds a real edge to the game, but 1, 3 and 5 never seem to see the light of day unless you alternate the diagonals at king's cross and placate the Raspberry Invective.

Knip I haven't played since it landed a friend in hospital. Nasty business that was.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I normally adhere
to the Richtenbauer-Schmidt rule in order to determine the correct prime number when approaching the end-game.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# as a a defence that move is as
effective as a halt sign in an elephant stampede. I choose Moorgate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Chancery Lane
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That move has been retrospectively outlawed.
You know I've adopted Cudlip's amendment rules?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# In that case, I'll play the diagonal shift then, and play The Embankment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# haha.
I'm fucked now. *concedes*
I need more coffee and awake time to string this out ;)

'noon all
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha 'noon fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Did you hear that
Kinks got a star prize? I think he was quite pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# it seems to be working :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Ahahahaaaaa!
Points to rule 571(a). Moorgate is only an option if you are standing in a bowl of custard whilst whistling the Albanian national anthem.
I choose Mudchute.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
YOU FOOL! Did you overlook the blatant helvetica parallelogram you'd created?

Good game though.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)
# but you were in knip
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# This is irrelevant
The Shiggler's Leap from Mudchute automatically overrules Knip, as it would with any station on the DLR.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)
# you're forgetting regency rules
it's all one way past the Elephant and Castle
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Fuck...
hold on a minute, weren't we playing spoons? Because if we're not, I've put on five extra hats for no reason :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Hold on, hold on, where did you get any of that stuff? Show me your character sheet
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# *hands over*
why won't you let me enjoy my moment of glory? :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Anyways, I'm off now
got a play rehearsal, and I'm T3H RIDDIM SECSHUN IN DA MUSICK BIT so I have to go. BYE!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# enjoy!.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Intresting use of
'socks of stenching +2'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I remember it well.
I've never seen someone adopt Gruntfuttock's posture with such alacrity. Editing the broadcast tape took on new meaning for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Apparently Samantha sleeps with a copy of the rulebook under her pillow
But unfortunately since the rulebook now extends to over twenty-one volumes, she has to keep buying increasingly ridiculously large pillows.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# She's been my right hand when she's on the game for many a year
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# fluffy tiem!
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *fluffs*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Christ!
thats me wang petting back there
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# That's you?
Nice substantial underpants!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Why is Charlie Brooker on a beach
shouting at a woman?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# He has a limp
and needs urgent attention from the fluffer
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i wouldn't want that job
even though i need a job
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# You could become
a fluffer's assistant - disposing of tissues, condoms, etc. You wouldn't have to do any of the hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I watched a documentary
last year where they lamented the sad demise of the job. There are no fluffers left due to viagra.

/true jazzfilm blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I think I know that place
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# It's a dying artform
due to the big V
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)