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# ning peeps

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(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# does anyone else remember 'streetwise'?
it's the first thing i think of when i see andy serkis
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# That show where Davina McCall sets up strangers on dates?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# no
it was a kds soap about cycle couriers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
#
*searches Sky EPG for the KDS channel*
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# *puts up hand*
Vaguely ... very vaguely.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# this would probably be a good film
but she's in it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# She has mighty norks
Mighty.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# not as mighty as mine
*flaunts uber-chebs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Where can we find films that you have starred in?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# i have a couple
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# no!
you promised those were only for personal use, damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I'm sure you'll be receiving royalties.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i wish!
not so much as a new pair of tassles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# did i say he could have them?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I'll just download the torrents.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# yeh
when your boyfriend's in the mob you can afford to buy new ones. and then lie about it.

she's a talentless bitch, who got far too big a head on her shoulders from being in brookie. at one point half the under 18s in brookie and hollyoaks were at my school or had just left because one of the casting agents worked as a peripretetic drama teacher there. she was the only one to get a big head about it.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# yeah... but...
mighty norks, although if they're not real then I'm not impressed.

Actually I don't think I've ever heard her speak, let alone seen her on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hahaaha
she denies they're fake, she obviously just defies gravity in one specific area of her body
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# *reads small print in big image to see who it is*
Ah yes, Jennie Ellie, nice norks indeed.

*launches Google Image Search in new tab, Safe Search is off*
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)