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# But...
Is getting up in the morning a sensation not unlike being buried under tons of sand?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# no
it's a sensation not unlike being woken by an electronic fucker going "beebeebeebeep! beebeebeebeep! beebeebeebeep!" until you lose your temper and hurl it at the wall, shouting "shut up, you annoying twat, i'm awake!"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# You sleep with Roadrunner?


(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# You should probably get a divorce.
Your husband sounds really annoying.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i've had 3 husbands
none of them were mine
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I have two alarms these days.
 
the first is my phone with some pleasing MIDI..
and if I sleep through that, the dark techno on my stereo at full blast usually does the trick
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i have two,
normal alarm clock and my phone with the italian national anthem (was bananaman til monday) still don't always work
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)