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# Ning all you peeps.

In other news: I fucking hate peeling oranges.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I hate the whote bits!
fiddly bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Tried rolling it around on a table to loosen the skin?
I've been assured that helps* but as I hate oranges I've never had a chance to try it.

*may be for satsumas
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# this ^
it does work
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I may have seen that on How2
or a similar tv show when I was a child
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Why would you need help peeling satsumas?
Just give them a quick glance and the skin drops off.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Can you get satsumas these days?
I don't think I've seen any in Tesco for a few years now. It's all clementines and shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# They are harder to find, yes.
But they are not gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# not in march
only oct-dec/jan
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Even then they're getting harder to find.
Or is it just where I live?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Chop the bastards!
Everything can be solved with KNIVES!*


*EVERYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I ended up using a knife for this one.
Just to give myself a starting point for peelage though.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S GONNA GET SAND IN HER VAGINA
 
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# WELL IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T GOING TO BE ME

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
#
It's me
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Bloody hell
That would have to be the definition of agony
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I've had a sea louse under my foreskin before.
 
I don't swim much these days
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I was only a kid, it was rather upsetting
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Was it an adult sea louse?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# *checks google images*
 
URRRRGGHHH FUCK YES IT WAS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Lawsuit time!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# nah
the friction can be quite pleasant, as long as you go slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i tried to peel an orange this morning
but i cut my nails last night
so the fucker ended up in the bin
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Haha, for some reason that made me do real lols =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# i should edit it so that it's a haiku
or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Pffft
I tried to peel an
Orange this morning but my
Nails let me down, fuck
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I find I type all weird the following day after cutting nails
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I spend my mornings buried in coffee.
I've just arrived at work nd I really need a cup of golden goodness.
/coffee addict blog
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Piss?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# As long as it contains caffeine I'll drink it
I really need it to start the day today
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I agree with both of the above statements
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Ace.


I don't peel 'em
Cut them into 4 and suck on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# That's how I drink my coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Testicles...
How do you eat yours?
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# me too!
wait, no, that's not sand i'm thinking of, is it? no, i'm thinking of a bed. yes, that's it, a bed. i frequently spend my mornings buried in a bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# But...
Is getting up in the morning a sensation not unlike being buried under tons of sand?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# no
it's a sensation not unlike being woken by an electronic fucker going "beebeebeebeep! beebeebeebeep! beebeebeebeep!" until you lose your temper and hurl it at the wall, shouting "shut up, you annoying twat, i'm awake!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# You sleep with Roadrunner?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# You should probably get a divorce.
Your husband sounds really annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i've had 3 husbands
none of them were mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I have two alarms these days.
 
the first is my phone with some pleasing MIDI..
and if I sleep through that, the dark techno on my stereo at full blast usually does the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# i have two,
normal alarm clock and my phone with the italian national anthem (was bananaman til monday) still don't always work
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Tangerines are much nicer
iSketch anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)