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# Oh my I think I might wet myself.
Part o this story has totally killed me I'm trying so hard to type.

Ahhh calm now. Calmer, anyway.


'Once called 'the first dweller in the electronic cottage', his vision captured the popular imagination. '

Sorry, that's the best euphemism ever and I'm off again. I'm crying.

Futuregay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# electronic cottage
oh deary me

:)

this has resulted in the phenomenon known as "laughing like a bastard"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Thank you.
I've got tears running down my cheeks now, I really was bent over the keyboard trying to finish that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I'll bend you over the keyboard again,
and dwell in your electronic cottage
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Aren't I a bit old for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That's not the point.
The point is DWELLING IN THE ELECTRONIC COTTAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# You've given me an idea.
Vaginal fairy lights. What do we think? Marketable?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Definately.
I'll take 12
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# and now I'm laughing at "vaginal fairy"
but I'm not sure why :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# My stepsister calls hers a fairy.
I make every attempt to fit the word "fairy" into general conversation it's relevant in.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# yes, which we are laughing at because of its reference to cottaging in a futuristic way
not, ooh er, sounds like it might mean a fanny
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I didn't think it did anyway, I was just being silly.
What's with you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# a cat, a cup of coffee and a lot of UV unwrapping
what's with you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Nothing, I am alone.
You see, I am a lonely person who everyone hates.
/angst.

Nah, I have a glass of water, my snake whom I am just abotu to feed a mouse to, and Lester Chicken the hand puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I'mhaving a hard time typing a reply to this
:D

hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# As you should.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# awesome
do futuregays get to wear shiny space outfits? I might join up if they do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# pink spandex space suits?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# pink spandex pants under a semi transparent glittery spacesuit
with a helmet shaped helmet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# which, interestingly enough
is very much the uniform I had in mind should I get around to animating this:



:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *opens pod bay doors*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# "HAL I need you to release the docking lubricant"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Oh I think they should.
Or clear ones.

And there should be UV EVERYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# it's like barbarella
only she's got a cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Well I'm sold.
Those little dolls can fuck RIGHT OFF, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I shall bring stomping equipment.
What are you going to be doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# watching and wanking
or floating around in zero-g with ladyboyberella
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I think you should BE ladyboyberella.
Any excuse to get you back in lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)