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# Open the crematorium doors Hal
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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7304004.stm

[EDIT} *Relurks*, thanks for coming everyone, see you next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Oh NO.
Awww, poor dude. Well, 90 is a good age.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# now will the papers go for the "great author" angle
or the "Gary Glitter's neighbour, wink wink" angle? (although I'm sure they got sued for alleging it last time)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Oh my I think I might wet myself.
Part o this story has totally killed me I'm trying so hard to type.

Ahhh calm now. Calmer, anyway.


'Once called "the first dweller in the electronic cottage", his vision captured the popular imagination. '

Sorry, that's the best euphemism ever and I'm off again. I'm crying.

Futuregay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# electronic cottage
oh deary me

:)

this has resulted in the phenomenon known as "laughing like a bastard"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Thank you.
I've got tears running down my cheeks now, I really was bent over the keyboard trying to finish that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I'll bend you over the keyboard again,
and dwell in your electronic cottage
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Aren't I a bit old for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That's not the point.
The point is DWELLING IN THE ELECTRONIC COTTAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# You've given me an idea.
Vaginal fairy lights. What do we think? Marketable?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Definately.
I'll take 12
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# and now I'm laughing at "vaginal fairy"
but I'm not sure why :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# My stepsister calls hers a fairy.
I make every attempt to fit the word "fairy" into general conversation it's relevant in.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# yes, which we are laughing at because of its reference to cottaging in a futuristic way
not, ooh er, sounds like it might mean a fanny
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I didn't think it did anyway, I was just being silly.
What's with you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# a cat, a cup of coffee and a lot of UV unwrapping
what's with you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Nothing, I am alone.
You see, I am a lonely person who everyone hates.
/angst.

Nah, I have a glass of water, my snake whom I am just abotu to feed a mouse to, and Lester Chicken the hand puppet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I'mhaving a hard time typing a reply to this
:D

hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# As you should.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# awesome
do futuregays get to wear shiny space outfits? I might join up if they do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# pink spandex space suits?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# pink spandex pants under a semi transparent glittery spacesuit
with a helmet shaped helmet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# which, interestingly enough
is very much the uniform I had in mind should I get around to animating this:



:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# *opens pod bay doors*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# "HAL I need you to release the docking lubricant"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Oh I think they should.
Or clear ones.

And there should be UV EVERYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# it's like barbarella
only she's got a cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Well I'm sold.
Those little dolls can fuck RIGHT OFF, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I shall bring stomping equipment.
What are you going to be doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)
# watching and wanking
or floating around in zero-g with ladyboyberella
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I think you should BE ladyboyberella.
Any excuse to get you back in lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I tried to sing about it
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8194119
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I hope to fuck they
finally expose the filthy kiddie fiddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# doubt theyever will now
unless there's some estate that can be got at
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# You stupid daily mail prick cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I'm a cunt because Clarke is a self confessed
paedophile who saw nothing wrong with having penetrative sex with 12 year old boys whilst having his celebrity save him from prosecution?
Charming.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Misquoted and totally proved as such.
FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I'll need citations for that.
Because he gave the interview and said as much as has been seen in transcripts. He bottled out og it. His friends in Sri Lanka have openly said he has been active with young boys up until a few years ago. He's a fucking filthy child molester and if his estate would like to sue me to prove me wrong they are welcome. There will be hundreds of kids willing to come forward now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# While I respect your opinons.
they are that. Based on nothing more than Tabloid quoted transcripts I suspect.

"Kiddie fiddler"? for God's sake, what does that even mean?

History will speak of Clarke in the same breath as Wells and Verne. Not Garry fucking glitter or any other paedivairus.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# you are in the wrong place for
fanboy worship. You don't respect my opinion. I respect the words of numerous people who have been close to him. You think. Ah fuck it. Keep your fantasy. They kids meanwhile will be queuing up for a piece of the newspaper pie with their abuse stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# You're right.
The tabloids will find those willing to tell, dispite the facts.

And you're wrong, I do respect your opinion. look.......

*reveals (repulsive) respecting gland*
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# (although I'm sure they got sued for alleging it last time)
becaus it wasn't true gay != paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Yeah!
But fucking hell! They're dropping like flies today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# *puts away swatter*
"I ain't done nothing! right!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Fly's undone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# ah,that explains the breeze
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# on an earlier b3ta news report
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8194080
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Oh I missed this....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# bindunpiss!
The memes send me reeling!

*reels*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# what memes?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# bindun + mindpiss :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
#
Same page and everything I'm afraid. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# And the other one is better
Ah well, these anomalies come in threes I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Nother one
to come, then.
(basstard, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# 3 get reported
because that's the maximum our multimedia atrophied brains can handle

in the meantime, several thousand people have died

but we aren't meant to care about them :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# You know what bugs me..
Well I'm gonna tell you anyways, which may upset Pasanonic, but hey.
When a soldier dies in Iraq they report it."OMG a soldier has died fighting in a war!" Every single one, individually! Did they get pressganged or did they sign up themselves,being of sound mind?
If they did that for ther Great war or WWII we'd get a constant stream of dead soldiers.We know they shouldn't be there.But they signed up, It was their choice.
Or am I missing some point here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# it's an easy way to highlight the futility and unjustness of this particular 'conflict'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# well, we're all fucked one way or another
it's just a matter of degree and the route to get there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Jees! Will famous people stop dying so fast!
You start a 'shop of one ,then another dies!! I just can't keep up!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# just shop a field with upturned soil
should be plenty room in that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Selfish bastards!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# arf!
Arsebucket
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Haha
That's proper.

"You're a small man, and your in a bubble, but you're out of shape and I do this for a living"
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# oh noes!
*boo hoo*

i bet no-one in the meedja will even mention it cos of minghella.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# And Captain Birdseye
He's dead too.
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# waaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)