if he catches rabies from one of those badgers
it's unlikely he'll be staying alive
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:31,
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Badgers
give cows TB by sucking at their udders for nyummy milk.
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:32,
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and cows give humans tb
and then people stop buying milk
because it makes them dead
and the farmers complain "make them buy our milk"
and the government goes "milk is good for you"
and the farmers go "yay"
and the government goes "and clean up your act, fuckers"
and the farmers go "NAY!"
and then they set up the milk marketing board, to piss everyone off
and yay!
I feel like I've learned something
and what's more, so has everyone else! because there were never farming health scares ever again!
huzzah!
"but what about foo..."
I said THERE WERE NEVER FARMING HEALTH SCARES EVER AGAIN
"huzzah!"
I should work for the government, I KNAAAAW NAAAATHING :D
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36,
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because it makes them dead
and the farmers complain "make them buy our milk"
and the government goes "milk is good for you"
and the farmers go "yay"
and the government goes "and clean up your act, fuckers"
and the farmers go "NAY!"
and then they set up the milk marketing board, to piss everyone off
and yay!
I feel like I've learned something
and what's more, so has everyone else! because there were never farming health scares ever again!
huzzah!
"but what about foo..."
I said THERE WERE NEVER FARMING HEALTH SCARES EVER AGAIN
"huzzah!"
I should work for the government, I KNAAAAW NAAAATHING :D
and Crusha make stuff that goes in milk to make milkshakes
I smell a conspiracy, or at least complicity.
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36,
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Badger. Badger. Badger..
XENU! XENU!
Badger. Badger. Badger... etc. etc.
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:33,
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Badger. Badger. Badger... etc. etc.
I can't fucking wait for xenu to motherfucking destroy them all
how I'll laugh :D
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:36,
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If that was in level 3 Scientology..
I'd join! (If it was free.)
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Tue 18 Mar 2008, 23:41,
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