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# IT'S A LAMP NOT A TOATSER.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)
# IT IS A MULTI-FUCNTIONAL DIVEICE.
 
it will tell the time and set fire to your penis all at once.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)
# DOCTER IT HURTS WHEN I PEE.
MAYBE YOU HAVE A SEXUALY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

NO ITS BECAUSE I SET MY COCK ION FIRE.

OH OK CALL OPRAH.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# WHILE EVERYONE SHOUTS DE-FROST! DE-FROST!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
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(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)
# but where do the fuckhoses go?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Poundsand Industries hasn't purchased a license for Fuckhoses yet.
Although we do hope to offer them in the future. We're all very excited by them too.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)
# you know, you could sell this on craigslist.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# You could base a chain of shops on it.
Was my usual inversionesking again, "sell dick" --reversed --"sell no dick".

Dick'Away Parlors.

edit:
Which should only hire young girls with big tits,
who also could yell DE-FROST DE-FROST as they chop.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)
# parlours, heathen.
and those do require fuckhoses.

*consults handbook*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:46, archived)