IT IS A MULTI-FUCNTIONAL DIVEICE.
it will tell the time and set fire to your penis all at once.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:20,
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DOCTER IT HURTS WHEN I PEE.
MAYBE YOU HAVE A SEXUALY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.
NO ITS BECAUSE I SET MY COCK ION FIRE.
OH OK CALL OPRAH.
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postbear has metal knees,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:23,
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Poundsand Industries hasn't purchased a license for Fuckhoses yet.
Although we do hope to offer them in the future. We're all very excited by them too.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:25,
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You could base a chain of shops on it.
Was my usual inversionesking again, "sell dick" --reversed --"sell no dick".
Dick'Away Parlors.
edit:
Which should only hire young girls with big tits,
who also could yell DE-FROST DE-FROST as they chop.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:33,
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parlours, heathen.
and those do require fuckhoses.
*consults handbook*
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postbear has metal knees,
Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:46,
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