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# still trying


someday i'll get the hang of eyes. and hair. and eyebrows, etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Your painty stuff and your woodblocks
have a much looser feel than this.
The printy thing you posted earlier was absolutely fantastic, my favourite of yours I've seen so far.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)
# yeah i agree
Evening Mo'

i absolutely cannot wait to get back to the print shop in a week from now. For these, I'm trying to go for more realism, thiking that I can 'loosen up' later. Part of what I like about printing is that it， by its nature, is non-exact so you have to be loose. I've spent about 30 years of my life being complete shit at drawing, and I'm endeavoring to change that. At least I feel its improved to just mostly shit, not complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)
# RAPITINUI: THE ANSWER TO YOUR EARLIER QUESTION.
www.b3ta.com/board/8195021

The name of the show is "smoke'em if you got'em".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:48, archived)
# SHIT RAGS IS ON STUMBLEUPON.COM
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:49, archived)
# GO GREEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# FUCK YES.
I NEED TO START WORK ON A NEW POST.

I AM HAVING TOO MUCH TROUBLE DECIPHERING THAT WALL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:51, archived)
# it's like a Rosetta stone for methheads.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)
# JUST MAKE SOMETHING UP AND CREATE A CONSPIRACY THEORY OUT OF IT
THERE ARE 200 MILLION AMERICANS THAT WILL LOVE THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)
# NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)
# I AM GOING TO WRITE ANOTHER POST THAT ENDS WITH THE WORD THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# I AM GOING TO WRITE A POST THAT ENDS THE WORLD.
 
ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:48, archived)
# A LICE.
A LICE LIVES ON OUR BODIES. IT IS A PARASITE AND DRINKS OUR BLOOD. IT LAYS EGGS (NITS) ON US AND THE BABBIES SUCK OUR BLOOD TOO. IT IS CALLED AN INFESTATION. IT IS VERE BAD AND THAT'S WHY DADDY DOSEN'T LOVE US ANY MORE AND WE CANOT GO TO SCHOOL.

GASOLINE CAN GET RID OF IT BUT IT HURTS. ALSO FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:29, archived)
# oranges.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/8193658
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:32, archived)
# i'm alarmed that there are people who don't like oranges.
also: sea louse. haha ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:38, archived)
# EXCUSE ME SIR
ARE YOU NEAR A BARTON ST?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)
# I saw on the map that there's a Dick Street involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:18, archived)
# I'm pretty sure there's a barton st around here.
I tend to use landmarks rather than street names though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 6:48, archived)
# I STUMBLED UPON A PILE OF SHITRAGS AND NOW MY BOOTS IS ALL DURTY.
I HAVE SHITRAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# ahhhahah.
 
Weird, that was my first thought but I thought it couldn't be that and I was mixing it up with the FLC song.
I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT AGAIN.

Not nearly as messed up as that Don Johnson one, A Boy and His Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I need this
www.plazarugs.com/rug-alarm/
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)
# pffft!
you know you'd just swing your legs out of bed, stand on it, and go straight back to bed.

I was kinda hoping it would be an alarm to detect the presence of incoming rugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)
# this is true
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:29, archived)
# I have the "good morning sir" alarm clock:
www.voco.uk.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)
# "GET OUT OF BED, MEATSACK. YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO COMPLY"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)
# There's an alarm clock somewhere on the internet
which has heatlamps and a tray inside.

Before bed, you stick two rashers of bacon inside and ten minutes before the alarm goes off it cooks the bacon, so you wake up to the smell of cooking bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)
# OR YOU COULD GO TO SLEEP WITH YOUR DICK IN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)
# IT'S A LAMP NOT A TOATSER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)
# IT IS A MULTI-FUCNTIONAL DIVEICE.
 
it will tell the time and set fire to your penis all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)
# DOCTER IT HURTS WHEN I PEE.
MAYBE YOU HAVE A SEXUALY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

NO ITS BECAUSE I SET MY COCK ION FIRE.

OH OK CALL OPRAH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# WHILE EVERYONE SHOUTS DE-FROST! DE-FROST!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)
# but where do the fuckhoses go?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Poundsand Industries hasn't purchased a license for Fuckhoses yet.
Although we do hope to offer them in the future. We're all very excited by them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:25, archived)
# you know, you could sell this on craigslist.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# You could base a chain of shops on it.
Was my usual inversionesking again, "sell dick" --reversed --"sell no dick".

Dick'Away Parlors.

edit:
Which should only hire young girls with big tits,
who also could yell DE-FROST DE-FROST as they chop.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:33, archived)
# parlours, heathen.
and those do require fuckhoses.

*consults handbook*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 5:46, archived)
# it smells great
tastes good, and its good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:21, archived)
# draw a race
without a face.

i like these - you're more self-critical than you need be, i bet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Lucy Liu?
I meant to ask the other night if it was the dark haired one off Lost you'd drawn
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 7:49, archived)
# SPACEK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)