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# needs more Yoda
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
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Yoda Niven

I would so love to see the two of them have an all English fist fight
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# all english fist fights typically require steel toecapped boots
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Gentlemen don't kick
That is what the umbrella is for!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# sir, the umbrella is for impaling the larynx
:)

edit: unless you are hungarian secret service, then it's for implanting poison into the rear of the knee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Utter lies
Mine has a handle you can unscrew, which then detaches from the unbrella only joined by a long chain, like a Manrikigusari.

Great for disarming people or generally swinging around into people's skulls.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# mine is lazors
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# not lies about the hungarians tho
at leas tI think it was hungarian

it was a long time ago and I@m confused
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)